Worst of the Decade?

This used to be her playground: Where's the Smoke Monster when you need him?
___________________________

Worst of the Decade

Worst Actor of the Decade

Ben Affleck for Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor and Surviving Christmas: 2000s weren’t exactly the best decade for Mr. Affleck. He probably should have never started dating J-Lo. Pearl Harbor was really bad, but I couldn’t get through Surviving Christmas. He might have a chance to win the decade one.

Eddie Murphy for The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Imagine That, Meet Dave, Norbit and Showtime: Murphy should win. The man has a long record of shitty movies. Pluto Nash and Meet Dave should send him over the top. I Spy was just lame. Does he even bother reading the scripts anymore? I also get a kick out the fact he doesn’t really promote his own movies anymore. He needs to win.

Mike Myers for The Cat in the Hat and The Love Guru: There was such a huge gap between Cat in the Hat and Guru that he probably won’t win. He took the bad reviews for his Cat in the Hat so personally that he withdrew himself from making movies for a while, besides the Shrek series.

Rob Schneider for The Animal, The Benchwarmers, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Grandma's Boy, The Hot Chick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Little Man and Little Nicky: The only reason he’s still getting work is because he’s friends with Adam Sandler. I don’t think he has a chance of winning.

John Travolta for Battlefield Earth, Domestic Disturbance, Lucky Numbers, Old Dogs and Swordfish: Battlefield Earth might just get him the gold. Shooting legs off of cows, really?

Worst Actress of the Decade

Mariah Carey for Glitter: It is not enough to give her the win. She did another movie after Glitter, but it is often overlooked as well. Unlike Madonna, Carey took the bad reviews to heart and stopped acting. And, her career has pretty much recovered since then.

Paris Hilton for The Hottie and the Nottie, House of Wax and Repo! The Genetic Opera: Paris Hilton should never act in a movie again. Didn’t she also try to start a singing career at the same time?

Lindsay Lohan for Herbie: Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me and Just My Luck: She hasn’t picked any good movies, and then again she hasn’t starred in many movies since hitting rock bottom. She probably won’t win. Now, she’s known for dating lesbian DJs and getting shit-faced drunk.

Jennifer Lopez for Angel Eyes, Enough, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Maid in Manhattan, Monster-in-Law and The Wedding Planner

Madonna for Die Another Day, The Next Best Thing and Swept Away: I’m sorry, but Madonna deserves this award mainly for Swept Away. She kind of forced her hand when she wanted to star in the remake because her hubby was a famous director. This isn’t Battlefield Earth bad, but it was fueled by a person’s ego just like the BE project. After this movie was released, Madonna made a snippy little remark about assuring everyone that she wasn’t going to act again.

Worst Picture of the Decade

Battlefield Earth (2000, Warner Bros.) ("winner" of 7 2001 Razzies): Yes, this should win. I can’t all the reasons why this movie should be crowned king of the shitty movies. I’m sure no Space Church member will ever say anything bad about this shit-fest of a movie.

Freddy Got Fingered (2001, 20th Century Fox) ("winner" of 5 2002 Razzies): Daddy, would you like some sausage? I hate this movie with fiery passion that can’t be described. The movie is just a collection of random unfunny bits that don’t make any sense together or apart.

Gigli (2003, Columbia) ("winner" of 6 2004 Razzies): “I want to go to the Baywatch.” Yes, J-Lo looked good, but damn was this movie bad. It doesn’t have a chance

I Know Who Killed Me (2007, TriStar) ("winner" of 8 2008 Razzies): I know what killed Lindsey’s career.

Swept Away (2002, Screen Gems) ("winner" of 5 2003 Razzies): It’s got no chance…no chance in hell.