Worst Actor of the Decade
Ben Affleck for Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor and Surviving Christmas: 2000s weren’t exactly the best decade for Mr. Affleck. He probably should have never started dating J-Lo. Pearl Harbor was really bad, but I couldn’t get through Surviving Christmas. He might have a chance to win the decade one.
Eddie Murphy for The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Imagine That, Meet Dave, Norbit and Showtime: Murphy should win. The man has a long record of shitty movies. Pluto Nash and Meet Dave should send him over the top. I Spy was just lame. Does he even bother reading the scripts anymore? I also get a kick out the fact he doesn’t really promote his own movies anymore. He needs to win.
Mike Myers for The Cat in the Hat and The Love Guru: There was such a huge gap between Cat in the Hat and Guru that he probably won’t win. He took the bad reviews for his Cat in the Hat so personally that he withdrew himself from making movies for a while, besides the Shrek series.
Rob Schneider for The Animal, The Benchwarmers, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Grandma's Boy, The Hot Chick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Little Man and Little Nicky: The only reason he’s still getting work is because he’s friends with Adam Sandler. I don’t think he has a chance of winning.
Worst Actress of the Decade
Mariah Carey for Glitter: It is not enough to give her the win. She did another movie after Glitter, but it is often overlooked as well. Unlike Madonna, Carey took the bad reviews to heart and stopped acting. And, her career has pretty much recovered since then.
Lindsay Lohan for Herbie: Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me and Just My Luck: She hasn’t picked any good movies, and then again she hasn’t starred in many movies since hitting rock bottom. She probably won’t win. Now, she’s known for dating lesbian DJs and getting shit-faced drunk.
Worst Picture of the Decade
Battlefield Earth (2000, Warner Bros.) ("winner" of 7 2001 Razzies): Yes, this should win. I can’t all the reasons why this movie should be crowned king of the shitty movies. I’m sure no Space Church member will ever say anything bad about this shit-fest of a movie.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001, 20th Century Fox) ("winner" of 5 2002 Razzies): Daddy, would you like some sausage? I hate this movie with fiery passion that can’t be described. The movie is just a collection of random unfunny bits that don’t make any sense together or apart.