Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Jack Frost

Jack Frost (Not the stupid horror movie)

The Nostalgia Critic destroys Jack Frost the movie. Batman turns into a f'ing snowman! That's downright just creepy. Poor Michael Keaton , the man can't seem to get a break after making those Batman movies. To be fair, he's had a better career since then than say Val Kilmer. Kilmer is now a fat country music singer.

I personally would like to have seen a crossover film with the serial killer Jack Frost and the friendly father Jack Frost. What is funny is that both movies have a character die and become a snowman, except one of them kills people.

Both movies are just stupid concepts.

-Something tells me the kid friendly Jack Frost doesn't have a naked Shannon Elizabeth getting killed by a Killer Snowman. Okay, I'm going to have to rent this movie now. BTW, here that video of that strange scene between Jack Frost and Ms. Elizabeth. Where exactly did that carrot go? Does she put “got F'ed to death by a killer snowman” on her bio? Does it rate higher than her famous scene from American Pie?

-What the hell is Henry Rollins doing in this movie?

That's just strange.

2 comments:

Kitchen said...

Since when has Val Kilmer been a country singer of any girth? One cd for charity does not a recording artist make! And from the amount of films he is involved with at the moment, he still regards himself as an actor ( and a d*** fine one he still is, even at the age of 50!)

Semaj said...

Listen I like Mr. Batman 2.0, er Val Kilmer as much as the next guy, but he has admitted he's added some bulk to his size. The guy from Willow stated that he was a musician at least since that time. Doesn't matter how you or I feel about his music, he is kind of a country musician because he has at least ONE album.

Yo, check it: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/movies/movie-news/Val+Kilmer-53912.html

http://www.myspace.com/valkilmermusic

Are you married to the Iceman (AKA KITT)? Just wondering.


Like I said, I've enjoyed Mr. Doc Holliday's work, just not his singing career.

 
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