From the Urban Dictionary, ((A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips. ))
Finally, someone has explained what the hell the pouting in front of a camera was all about. Sometimes, you'll get a young lady giving a “duckface” and a peace sign. Or the double or triple duckface. Truth be told, some of my friends on Facebook are guilty of this great offense. As I scroll through the pictures of these young ladies contorting their faces in such a manner, it just disturbs me. How does this kind of shit catch on?
I remember kids doing this shit like at 3 or 5, but seeing grown women pout their lips in such a manner doesn't make me more attracted to them. Actually, they get points taken away for this strange social trend. Is this the female version of the d-bag poses that you see in some social networks?
Anyway, there is an amusing blog that takes some of the worst Duckfaces and makes some amusing remarks about them. (http://antiduckface.com/) You should check them out, because they're rather funny.
So, what have we learned?
1 You're not a duck, so knock it off.
2 It makes you look funny.
By the way, I want to form a coalition of the willing and destroy all Duckfaces from the universe. Who is with me?
Yeah, because of her ridiculous plastic surgery, Octomom has a permanent Duckface. Now, she always has that “I’m in a bad mood expression” all the time.
Ducktales: Perfectly acceptable with the duckfaces because they are ducks.
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