Clowns suck

I f’ing hate clowns. I just don’t like em. They creep me out. It isn’t natural to have that much makeup on your face, unless you’re a slut, or a hooker. Why do we as a society to continue to have these riffraff around? They frighten children and aren’t very funny. They torture balloons and twist them into weird shapes. They have poorly designed sight gags. “No, I don’t want to smell your squirting flower, buddy.”

Then there are those fairy clowns, the mimes. They are worst than the normal clowns, because they don’t talk. If I ever come across one of these mimes, I will more than likely punch him.

Note: I like the Joker from the Batman series.