32nd Golden Raspberry Awards (my thoughts Part 1)

This year, the Golden Raspberry Awards will be on April 1, 2012.

Worst Picture

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star:  One of those bad Adam Sandler produced movies.  This movie actually lost money despite having a budget of 10 million.  It premiered at number 15 in the box office.  That’s an amazing feat to say the least.  So, glad this under preformed.

 Jack and Jill:  Holy crap, another one.  Unlike the Bucky, this movie actually turned out to be a hit…if limited.  I’ve already talked about this shit cake a while back.  Sandler really needs to take a break and take Eddie Murphy with you. 

New Year's Eve: I have no desire to see this movie.  It is  Valentine's Day II for all I know.  Again, this movie was a modest hit worldwide.  Actually, it did better overseas than in Canada and the US.  Why are all of our shit movies making so much money overseas? 

Transformers: Dark of the Moon:  How about the dark of my a… I not going to run out and see it after watching the second movie.  I’ll watch it, just not right now.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1: 

Worst Actor

Nic Cage:  Why did you put me in another Ghost Rider movie? 

Russell Brand - Arthur:  Well, he wasn’t bad.  The movie was lame, and the direction was bad.

Nicolas Cage - Drive Angry, Season of the Witch and Trespass:  How did it get burned?  Tell me! 

Taylor Lautner - Abduction and The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Adam Sandler - Jack and Jill (as Jack) and Just Go with It:  I’d love to see him win for this one.  But, he is up against Nic (not the bees) Cage. 

Nick Swardson - Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star:  Please, let this guy win.  He’s annoying. 

Worst Actress

Wait a second.  This isn't Palin...oh.  

 Martin Lawrence (as Big Momma) - Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son:  Oh, man I want Lawrence to win, because he doesn’t even give a shit in this movie.  But, at least the other people tried. 

Sarah Palin (as herself) - The Undefeated:  So, she had a reality show and a movie.  What was the point of these two ventures when she decided to not even run for president? 

  Sarah Jessica Parker - I Don’t Know How She Does It and New Year’s Eve:  She still makes movies? 

 Adam Sandler (as Jill) – Jack and Jill:  “He wants to play twister with your sister.”  Shut up, Adam. 

Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Worst Supporting Actor

In Middle Earth, they even have weed. 

 Patrick Dempsey - Transformers: Dark of the Moon: 

James Franco - Your Highness:  What a disappointing movie.  Franco is a bit of a lame duck in the movie. 

Ken Jeong - Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son, The Hangover Part II, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and Zookeeper:  Yes, there is a bit of overexposure with this guy.  I like him though.  He really needs to avoid all Sandler produced movies. 

  Al Pacino (as himself)- Jack and Jill:  Remember when this guy was cool? 

Nick Swardson - Jack and Jill and Just Go with It