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( http://chatroulette.com/ ) Chat Roulette Chat Roulette is basically what is says it is. It a basic designed webcam site that randomly connects you to a single other webcam room where you can chat with a complete stranger. You uses the (next) function to reconnect with other people. There is even a rather funny meme for this site ( Check it here ). A co-worker of mine introduced me to the site in question. So, I finally figured out how it worked and started to skip through the site. I was not prepared with what I found in there. (BTW, I turned off my cam.) Here are a few encounters I had with some of the random cams. ~20-30 guys masturbating: I'm talking full on penis on their cams...up close. Really, who really wants to see a dude having at himself live online. Guys, you don't look appealing wanking off on a live chat. Women do, but not you. I'm not making this up there were a lot of naked dudes on this site. And, how are you going to chat with him ...

Mariah Carey: Fantasy (Sweet Dub Mix) I’ve only heard this remix only a few times on the radio. Say what you want about Mariah as a person, but girlfriend can sing and has a voice on her. There are a lot of remixes to this song. Here’s the kicker she sings every remix differently. That means she sings every remix of this Fantasy. - Here is a piano cover .

King Leonidas vs. Dexter _______________________________________ Gamer In the future, convicted murderers get a second chance at freedom by playing a deadly live game where the entire world is watching. One man, who was framed for murder, is getting ready to finish his final battles that will lead him to freedom. Where have we heard that before? Oh, yeah The Running Man , the Condemned , and Death Race 2000 . Heck, the only different spin they put on it is the videogame players controlling the murderers on the battlefield. So, yes that is something new. It is too bad they don’t really explore that aspect of it too much. The gamer can move the prisoner around in a real battlefield, but it would seem the prisoner is able to fire his own weapon. I found the concept of the people from the Internet controlling real people to be interesting. There is also a real-life Sims game except in this movie the game is very X-rated. I really do like the two gamin...

This picture is from a Movieline.com interview. Uh, what happened to Jonah Hill? I noted that in Funny People that he had gotten bigger. But, damn he’s now officially in Chris Farley territory. I still think Hill is funny, but damn he needs to watch out. Anyway, check out the trailer to his new movie, Cyrus . It looks pretty funny. Uh, Marisa Tomei looks amazing in it.

Those Kobe Bryant puppet ads are creepy. Nice, so we can now own overpriced shoes that can cause fires too. Who thought these creepy puppets were a good idea. And, I guess Nike wants us to forget that Kobe has cheated on his wife multiple times. That’s really not important. These strange ads are promoting his new 2010 shoes . And, make sure to drop some cash because at Foot Locker they will run you around $129.99. For that price, those shoes had better cook me breakfast in the morning. I've never understood why people pay outrageous prices for a name of a sports guy.

The Fresh Prince Attacks a religious TV show. This is the best Fresh Prince video yet. I love that she starts to get really mad at the pranks. H ere's that same guy getting tricked . Did this guy even watch Star Wars? Here's the Family Guy bit .

See that face? That is anger of years of typecasting and horrible commercials. _____________________________________________ Gary Coleman in jail I don’t remember the episode of Different Strokes where Arnold gets arrested. Oh, wait that just happened. Gary Coleman is one of those guys that has so much bitter and hate build up inside him from over the years that it isn’t a surprise he ended up in jail. For a man so tiny, he has a lot of hate built up. From CNN, ((Former child actor Gary Coleman remained in a Utah jail Monday after being booked on an outstanding arrest warrant relating to a domestic violence case, authorities said.)) ((Coleman could get out of jail by posting a $1,725 bail, but that has not happened, Harris said.)) Well, something tells me he doesn’t have sitcom money sitting around anymore. He may have security guard money though. The funniest part of the story is this line. ((Coleman's mug shot released by the jail showed that he was ...

Sherlock Holmes Think of this movie as Tony Stark playing Sherlock Holmes. The reason I say that is because Sherlock Holmes sits around his lab inventing strange things just like Robert Downey Jr. ’s character in Iron Man. Downey brings that same frantic genius to the Sherlock Holmes character. Actually, Downey’s characters from both franchises might just be extensions of his own personality. Both of his characters are reckless, but really intelligent people. Sherlock Holmes is Guy Ritchie ’s best post-Madonna movie to date. And, it is good to see a Madonna-free Ritchie try something a little more mainstream. Sherlock Holmes has a lot going for it, even with a few glaring flaws. Some of Ritchie’s snappy dialogue and sharp editing sometimes harms the time period the movie is set in. However, Ritchie’s vision of London is one full of people of various lifestyles and beliefs. I’ve never seen a Sherlock Holmes movie look this full of people and colors. - Jude ...

Where is the punchline? A ndy Dick arrested again ? I've listen to Andy Dick over at Adam's Podcast show, but I still don't like the guy. I think he goes overboard with his behavior. And do we really need to get into his extended drug past? His biggest problem is keeping his hands off other people, because it has landed him in jail From Herald Dispatch, ((Dick was taken into custody after two men accused him of groping them at Rum Runners, at 819 3rd Ave. According to a press release from Huntington Police issued at 12:26 p.m. Saturday, officers responded to a call to investigate "two alleged incidents of a patron engaging in non-consensual sexual contact with a bar employee and another patron." )) I don't understand why he thinks it is funny touching people in strange places without permission. Instead of grabbing a man's crotch, how about telling some funny jokes, Andy? Oh, he's done this before. ((A July 2008 release from the MTV Newsr...

Don't taze him, bro... J arrod Norrell Arrested for Sucking ? ( Story behind the story) Again, the damn auditions are better than the damn show. Make sure to check out the video of Jarrod Norrell's terrible singing. It almost feels staged, except for the moment he realizes his dreams are crushed. That seems very real. I've seen that look many times and you can't stage that. Of course, Jarrod has a Facebook . You can befriend him if you like. He also has a Myspace . It looks like he really likes music, it is just too bad he can't sing. You have to wonder how it feels to know the whole world knows you can't sing and is handcuffed in the process? When even the cops arrest you for singing badly, you know it is time to give it up. Too bad Steven Seagal wasn't there to arrest him. I'm sorry, Jarrod, Larry Platt and his Pants on the Ground song have you beat. By the way, I smell a legal development out of this incident.

I love it when a comment comes together. Days later, I got a comment from AndrAlaSprite on my A lvin and Chipmunks movie rant . He/she left this wonderful remark. ((I'm disgusted by self-appointed critics like you, who think only the Hollywood machine can make a satisfying movie.)) First off, that you call it a machine is part of the problem with Hollywood these days. The product feels like a product created by “the machine”. It should feel like it was made by a workshop and with heart. And, there are plenty of satisfying movies out there. Second, I had no idea I was a self-appointed critic. I know that I’m a self-appointed shitty blogger that can’t write worth a damn, but I didn’t know I was promoted to self-appointed critic too. And, if you think my opinions disgust you, you shouldn’t see me dance. You’ll be beyond disgusted. By the way, the real critics haven’t really loved the movie either (21%) ((The Squeakquel, like everything featuring the ...

I’ve stated before, I really dig Christina Hendricks. I think she has an amazing body and a pretty face. I also like her character on Mad Men. While I can understand why some guys would find her a bit too much woman, I think she’s the prefect size. She has it in the right spots. The Samurai Frog has some pictures of her at the Golden Globes showing a bit of her “glowing globes” in that stunning dress. Now, Thomwade has discovered the story about the controversy over her “glowing globes” picture with some news paper. ( News Story here ) It seems some women in the New York Times have been attacking the Christina Hendricks. The portion of the story that has pissed me off this from Cathy Horyn , ((Not pretty Christina Hendricks in Christian Siriano’s exploding ruffle dress. (As one stylist said, “You don’t put a big girl in a big dress. That’s rule number one.”) )) Let me be the first to tell you to F' off, Cathy. One has to wonder why she had to make that “Not Pretty” sn...

McDonald's Rampage (The Rumble with Ronald) Do you remember that video of the angry customer throwing a water dispenser, wet floor sign and destroying all the cash register computers? Well, the police finally caught up with her and arrested her. Listen, I've had bad days. Hell, I've constantly had fast food restaurants mess up my order, but I've never wanted to destroy the whole store because they screwed up. I don't feel bad for the employees that had to witness the rampage. I feel bad for the Joe Six Pack that was feeling hungry and went inside to discover the entire front counter is destroyed. That means no orders for him. Naturally, Alesha has a facebook and she hasn't set it private either. And, this is where it starts to get fun. Here’s why I like Facebook. The incident happened on December 27, her posts stop from the 24 th to 29 th . She continues to post after the video of reaches viral status. Keep in mind it is hard for me to...

Conan vs. Jay (CGI style) What in the hell is this? I swear someone from the late night wars needs to make fun of this. I love the Captain Amercia NBC dude, but Jimmy Kimmel looks very strange.

Jay Leno: disheveled I found this delightful picture of Mr. Leno over at the Adam Carolla Podcast and I got a huge laugh out of it. I could probably think of a hundred captions for the picture. Here are a few. -That Subway sandwich was meant for Conan O'Brien. -What, no Doritos with that sandwich, Jay. -Are you taking Jared's job at Subway too? -I guess the 10 PM time slot really did a number on him. -This picture is funnier than any joke Jay has made in the last ten years.

Jersey Shore Jersey Shore is the only reality that literally will make you dumber the longer you watch it. JS is the sum of all the negative attributes of the human race. Unlike Dog the Bounty Hunter or Lawman, there isn’t anything positive or entertaining to take away from this show. I even I have question the sanity of the people who think this show is good entertainment. The show is shit and you will feel like shit for watching it. Basically, MTV took all those things that annoyed people from their show The Real World and transplanted to the Jersey Shore. Except here we get to hear and watch people dance to really bad trance music as the pump their fists into the air…despite being off beat. This is The Real World on cheat codes (99 lives). You’ll get over-tanned guys with blown out hairdos and self-centered chicks that think the world orbits around them. Words can’t express how much I hate these people and it sickens me that the show has become so popula...

A New Year not to remember… That’s right this is picture I was telling you about with the woman passed out at the New Year party. She arrived at the party with a group of friends and was some guy’s date. She was shit-faced drunk when she showed up and disappeared into the bathroom. The guy that brought her to the party just left her in the bathroom in that position. He went on to party as she slept on the toilet seat. She probably stayed in there a good 40 minutes. Way to start the New Year by not remembering it. Somehow, this post will get me into trouble...

AYDS Commercial I had no idea this product existed. From what Wiki states , this product came out in the 70s. And, it was a popular product too...until the other AIDS appeared. The company lost a lot of sales because of the name. They needed a name change and they needed it fast. So, what did they rename their product? Diet Ayds ...That didn't help. Bad timing...

Kanye West/Taylor Swift revisited I love the banjo music with the auto-tune with Taylor Swift. Thank you, Kanye, for introducing me Swift…thanks a lot…

Remix “Pants on the ground” I really hate American Idol, but this DJ Porter remix makes watch anything AI better. The last few seconds of this remix make it better. Auto-tune makes any AI reject sound better. Did they just find this guy in a dumpster and throw him in front of camera?

Tekken (New Movie Trailer) From t he IMDB page , ((A Young Man Who seeks revenge of his mothers death. He finds his grand-father, Heihachi Mishima, and pleas to be trained. When the Mishima leader announces a "King of Iron Fist" tournament. He finds out that his mother's killer, OGRE, will be participating in the tournament. He must fight against the worlds top competitors to achieve his goal with no interference. )) Wow, I like the designs, but I don’t like the acting in the trailer. It seems like someone mashed up DOA, Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat into one strange movie soup. BTW, the studio is really keeping this movie away from the North American public. They won’t say if there will be a NA theatrical release, but it will have a real release in Japan. - Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is in this movie: Uh, didn’t he play another badass main villain Shang Tsung in the first Mortal Kombat movie? Now, he’s playing the badass villain Heihachi Mishima . I guess...

Jennifer’s Body I wasn’t expecting much from this horror movie, but it turned out much better than I thought. With one major casting flaw, Jennifer’s Body comes across more uneven than horrible. I first thought the movie was going to be about bashing boys and showing girl power, but it isn’t about that at all. A crappy band of devil worshipers decide to sacrifice a virgin in order to get famous. The only problem is the cheerleader they pick to kill isn’t a virgin. Because Jennifer has already been de-flowered, the demonic sacrifice becomes twisted and Jennifer starts eating people. Diablo Cody ’s script ranges from being completely solid to strange hipster talk. The hipster talking is sometimes a bit much to handle because Cody’s script does have some interesting things to say. One of the things Cody does correct is the relationship between Jennifer and Needy . Despite the gore and violence, their relationship feels real. Many girls do grow up with these str...

Bell Biv Devoe vs. Cameo (Word Up vs. Poison) I never realized how well these two songs mashed together.

All those Spoof movies: Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans: To be fair, Date Movie isn’t as bad as the other two movies. And, I haven’t gotten around to watching their last movie Disaster Movie. ___________________________________________________________ Miami Vice Miami Vice : This is a remake made by the man that helped write the original show. Heck, I liked the old TV, and I still remember watching it on NBC way back in the day. Jamie Foxx and Ferrell are too serious here. One thing Michael Mann forgot to add to this movie was entertainment. It was like he was trying his hardest to make the anti-Bad Boys that he forgot to make the film viewable for the rest of the audience. If I didn’t go with friends, I would have walked out of this movie. __________________________________________________________________ American Outlaws American Outlaws: Colin Ferrell plays a “young gun” that fights against the establishment as other “young gun...