Super Soaker Oozinator

WTF? Super Soaker Oozinator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7qZ_iWgM&mode=related&search=

Okay, this is so disturbing. This item is real too. Why would any kid want to buy one of these things?

And, you can buy it here! http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/ProductsByBrand.htm?BR=605&ID=17359&PG=1

((Features

Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you're coming at `em with water, blast `em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench `em with water! It's a double blast attack that'll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don't just get soaked, you get drenched!

Air-powered blaster lets you drench your opponents with powerful blasts of water or globs of gooey bio-ooze!

Hit targets up to 35 feet away with a 27-ounce water-supply capacity or up to 20 feet away with a 10-ounce bio-ooze capacity!

Blaster comes with 10-ounce cartridge of bio-ooze.

Color of product and packaging may vary.))

Hell, even the product features sound nasty. Who the hell thought of this one? Michael Jackson?