Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Brownies get jacked

Brownies get jacked

http://www.wesh.com/news/7524814/detail.html?subid=22100409&qs=1;bp=t

Comment: (( ORLANDO, Fla. -- The hunt is on Monday for thieves who stole cash from Brownies selling Girl Scout cookies.

The two young girls set up a booth outside the Publix near Lake Frederica when a man grabbed their money box and escaped in a waiting car.))

There’s a joke in there somewhere. The fact that there was a car waiting indicates the heist was mapped out.

(("That's awful," said one Publix shopper. "That's like taking candy from a 2-year-old."))

No, it isn’t. Not unless the candy cost around $352.

You have to give these thieves credit for having enough balls to steal from annoying little girls with the prospect of getting pinched. Nothing is weaker than stealing cash from defenseless girl scouts

Can you imagine the response they’d get in prison?

“Yo, what you in for?” the burly inmate asked.

He looked to the floor in shame, “Lifting some cash from some girl scouts.”

2 comments:

Jeff said...

Wow, that's about the lowest form of criminal. There's a special section in Hell reserved for anyone who deprives Girl Scouts of their cookies and/or funds.

(My thin mints will be here soon! Praise be!)

Semaj said...

Those thin mints are the best.

Yeah, these guys are pieces of crap.

 
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