~ What the hell is a fart knocker? How do you Knock farts?
~ I was driving downtown today and noticed a lot of unmarked cop cars park on the sides of the highway. There were at least six of seven clumped together. As I went off ramp, I saw even more cop cars parked on the streets. I took note of this and went on my way. Never put 2 and 2 together. President Bubba was in Louisville today. Aw shucks, ain’t we special…
~ This Semester has been a tough one! I’m going through a lot of pressure, but I WILL make it.
~ Why are the women that are cool to talk to are always dating someone else?
~ Someone at work questioned my manhood. They said I should have seen Constantine instead of Hitch. Fart Knocker!
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"Why are the women that are cool to talk to are always dating someone else?"
Because if they were dating you, they wouldn't be cool anymore.
Ba-zing!
Sorry, that was really aimed at myself. Just laying there, and I couldn't resist eating it up like an M&M under the couch.
Lol. Np, that was pretty good!
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