Captain Crunch is da man!

Forget Bush, Gore, Kerry, and Clinton! I say vote for Captain Crunch in the next presidential election. Think about it.

* He served in the military. He’s a captain for goodness sake!

• Everyone loves his crunch berries. (That didn’t come out the right way!)
• Uh, everyone loves his crunch berries cereal.
• He’s a crazy old man with a pimping hat.

I can see the campaign slogan: The Cap’n can make it happen!