Sunday, March 13, 2005

WTF?

I was checking the movie show times for Constantine, and I noticed the actual movie times. Some of these movies are so short its unbelievable! Has our MTV driven attention span gotten even shorter? I miss the good old days when it was okay to have a movie 2hr and 30 mins. Check it out.

Are We There Yet? 1 hr 34 mins (Perhaps it should be shorter.)

The Wedding Date 1 hr 28 mins (Maybe, it’s because they needed to keep it short, because all the boyfriends would be killing themselves for watching this Chick movie with their girlfriends.)

Pooh's Heffalump Movie 1 hr 07 mins (What in Pooh’s Name is with this movie time? An hour and seven mins? Have kids gotten so hyperactive that that can’t sit for 1hr and 30 mins at least.)

2 comments:

Jeff said...

Dude, yeah, no one needs more than an hour and thirty-four minutes of Ice Cube driving around some bratty kids, Debra Messing can carry only so many gigolo jokes and an hour and seven minutes of Pooh is plenty, but if it's longer you better include more Eeyore footage.

In short, "Lord of the Rings" deserves to be over three hours long. "Man of the House" shouldn't have been made, let along given an hour-and-a-half in theaters nationwide.

Semaj said...

Lol, you're right. I just feel sometimes they cut some movies too much and a great deal of the plot is missing.
You're right on the money on Ice Cube.

 
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