Porkins Returns: Awakens

Porkins Returns
I love that the Internet makes some amusing parodies of certain things. Kevin Smith mentioned this poster on one of his podcasts. And, I always find Porkins humor funny. Basically, the sandwich poster is a parody of the Force Awakens posters of the name design.
BTW, would you want a Porkins action figure?
You know you would have been pissed at your parents for getting this guy. 

Here are the character posters for the movie.   

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