Final Placement: Shine (This might be the worst song ever)
Before
Rebecca Black, there was Final Placement. Back in 2010, it stunk up the place.
This
is probably the worst song ever written and created. And, I’ve seen a lot of shitty videos over the years. Final Placement is Christian “rock
band”. FP is the afterbirth of Creed
and DC Talk with those Arc Music songs.
Somewhere
all these guys listened to the entire finished product and thought, “Now, this
sounds good! The whole world needs to listen to this."
And the
best part is the guitar solo. It is in
a different key, so it makes it sound strange and out of place. Here it is in all its glory. I like that the guitar guy really gets into
the solo and is owning its shitty nature.
I mean look at his face. He is proud.
The
story gets even funnier. After the
Internet caught wind of this shitty song and it a meme, the band realized they
were the joke. So, they got all butt
hurt and went out and tried to remove all videos posted about and on their
infamous song. It is really hard to
find much on this band via videos because they keep removing anything about
them.
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-Right
from the beginning, the camera guy can’t keep a straight shot with the
sunset/rising.
-The
drummer looks completely bored.
-The lead singer doesn’t even bother lip-syncing to his own
lyrics.
-The kick-dancing is very lame.
-The train is going off the tracks and they show a Union
Pacific train. Great direction there, FB.
-No Chicks: Because
this is a Christian group, you’re not going to see hot chicks bouncing around and
licking lollipops. But, this is ridiculous.
Like
I said
before, most of the videos on Shine have been deleted due to
copyright claims, but there are a few that slipped through the cracks
(Butt cracks). But, there is a video out there that teaches you how
to play that “wonderful” solo.
Shine by
Final Placement Guitar Solo Tutorial by Coffin Fuck from Church Faculty
on http://vimeo.com">Vimeo
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