Britney Spears wants to write a novel: Not a novel idea

Britney Spears wants to write a novel: Not a novel idea

When I read this, I laughed. This is Snooki all over again or so I thought. Another person that doesn't have to the right (write?) to pen a book. Spears has proved over the years that she isn't the sharpest pencil in the desk. However, she now feels the need to write a damn book (Again).

What is she going to write about? Marrying a lowlife d-bag, losing her kids to said lowlife, shaving her head and attack people? Lip-syncing in most of her concerts? It appears she is a fiction writer.

The kicker is this isn't her first book. She (allegedly) wrote two other books with her mother in 2000 and 2001. And, there was an ABC Family movie based on “A Mother's Gift”, which is her second book. Then again this is the same person that has her own videogame.

Maybe she can manage to get K-Fed to help her with the next book.