BloodRayne II

BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007)
When I see this title, I think of a bunch of evil rednecks in the woods. Uwe Boll, whom has kicked many fanboy butts, can’t take a hint that his movies suck on a whole different scale. The very hot Kristanna Loken (T3) has declined to reprise her role from the first movie, and who can blame her. So, another hot babe with another record of bad movies has been brought in for the main character of Rayne, Natassia Malthe.

I thought the German government rewrote that famous tax loophole where Boll can get his money back from making bad movies, but it appears that it hasn’t stopped him. Boll also took on his critics in a boxing match, and kicked their asses. Somehow, I am tempted to take Boll on as well in a boxing match…anything to stop him from making more movies. Then again, I don’t want a sweaty Boll touching me in any way shape or form.

Here’s Boll ‘directing’ C-list Tara Reid in Alone in the Dark. Hmm, a D-list director for a C-list actress.

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Here’s Boll max-in and relaxing with a beer. He’s just proving that he’s a regular guy who also makes more money from his movies bombing than becoming a hit.