Monday, January 29, 2007

No Katie for Batman II (All Fans cheer)

Sorry Katie, there's always hope of a Battlefield Earth 2.

Well, I have good news, Katie Holmes won't be in the next Batman movie.

If there ever was a problem with Batman Begins, it was the poor performance by Katie Holmes. When you have a movie packed with great actors, it had to be difficult to stand out from those performances, and she wasn't capable of doing it. During the entire movie, Katie had this stupid smirk on her face like she thought something was very funny. She read her lines in this hazy Xenu induced state.

((Claiming "scheduling conflicts," the 28-year-old actor has confirmed she will not reprise her Batman Begins role in the upcoming sequel The Dark Knight, despite the fact that her character, Rachel Dawes, remains in the script.

Rumors that Holmes would no longer be a part of the Batman franchise have been floating around since Batman Begins opened in June 2005, when the New York Post's Page Six reported as much. In October, the fansite Batman on Film quoted a "reliable source" saying "Holmes will not be back for The Dark Knight."))

At first, there were rumors that the WB bosses weren't too happy about the goofy things going on during the whole Tom-gate thing, and they were considering not having her come back for The Dark Knight. Yet, after that, there were reports that she would return for the next Batman movie, and they wrote a part for her.

Perhaps, asking for Xenu for career advice wasn't a good idea, Katie.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some one less idiotically placed should have played her. I watched Phone Booth yesterday, same thing, she just doesn't work out in some things... then i watched Blues Brothers, just to get it out of my mind.

Semaj said...

You're correct, the character was written correctly, but someone with a stronger presence should have played her. She just comes across too weak.

No doubt about it, she was poorly cast in phone booth, (she was still smirking!)

Blues Brothers, certainly in my top ten movies of all time.

 
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