Grape
Lady, Remember her?
Boom goes the dynamite.
There
comes a time that you have been on the Internet as long as I have and
remember when these things first popped. I remember writing about
her years ago. Damn, I've been doing this Internet thing for a long
time. Forget protecting the Bill of Rights, this should be in the Libary of Congress.
Do
you remember when the memes were new as a baby? The Grape lady was
one of the earliest meme/popular videos. I remember a friend showing
me this video and being shocked by the sound of a woman falling on
her face (not her ass). I also love how her coworkers are pretending
to care about her and are probably laughing her plight. Poor
Grape Lady. People turned it into a damn song and remixes. After
this incident, nothing else was heard or read about her. It was as
if The Nothing grabbed her.
No
one has really talked to her recently. In many ways, she is the
queen of memes. Her name is Melissa Sanders and I'd be willing to
interview her about her legend. I'd be nice, Melissa. Over the 26
years, there has been a few things to pop up about
her. Maybe she is hanging out with the Numa-Numa Guy or the
Chocolate Rain fool.
Look here (listen), we all are only a few missteps away from being the grape lady. Lord knows I have.
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Note: Most young people don't know anything about her.
Are you following this, camera guy?
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