One of the things I fondly remember from high school was not going to my senior prom. Given that I was an outsider and loser, I made it a point my last year there to not even try to find a date to the prom. I rejected all the normal aspects of high school life. Prom was for the cool kids and d-bags. And, let's face it, I was the bronze prize if anything. No woman would be caught dead with a band nerd that had random facts about Star Trek TNG and Superman.
One of the things I luckily was about to avoid was picking out a stupid corsage for prom. Yes, let’s sacrifice some poor plants for a lady that probably doesn’t and will not give two shits about you. She wears the dying flower arrangement on her arm. What a strange mating ritual? Did I mention I hated high school and prom?
Anyway, I was telling a young lady at work that we should change the prom tradition from corsages to c croissants. She can wear a breaded idea that smells good and at the end of the night, she can eat it. Sounds like a great deal to me. I wanted to start a hashtag Change Corsages to Croissants.
I did some searching and someone already beat me to the punch. There are like-minded people out there that are presenting Croissant-Corsages to their prom dates. Damn it!
From Dail Mail, ((Some teenage prom-goers this season are skipping the traditional flower corsage in favor of a flaky, buttery croissant, which teen girls are wearing tied to their wrists.
Playing off the slight similarities between the two words — and the fact that sometimes a misspelling of 'corsage' autocorrects to 'croissant' — the decorative switcharoo has picked up steam on social media in the past year.))
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