This is where the script for Norbit shat out from...
Norbit: I hate this freaking movie a lot. It is just an ugly movie all around. Yes, Eddie plays three different characters and they’re all annoying and stupid. Norbit is just a rehash of his character from Bowfinger. Mr. Wong is just racist. Rasputia is just ugly in more ways than one. I also don’t like the implied theme of Skinny people are nice and good, and fat people are mean and ugly. Did I also mention Rasputia runs over a dog? Can you make a person more ugly? It is just offensive to all. Oh, and it ended up being a hit in the end anyway. But, this is an all time low for even Eddie at this point.
Yeah, let's throw in pimps.
Shrek the Third: Boring and not as funny as the first two movies. Clearly, the script is not as sharp as those two movies. Not good, but it isn’t terrible. And, coming off of Norbit makes anything better.
Take it away!
Meet Dave: What is the point of this movie again? Eddie Murphy is a robot/starship with a small Eddie inside of him. What was the point of Elizabeth Banks’ character when you don’t even bother with a romantic relationship? It is like they combined the shit from Norbit with the space story of Pluto Nash into one bad movie. When I watched this movie, I couldn’t believe the things they passed off as jokes. It was like this movie was made in the 90s and released today.
There is nothing good about this movie other than the end credits because it is over with. If I am not mistaken, Eddie didn’t even bother showing up for the premiere. This director also did A Thousand Words, which was Eddie’s other big flop.
Did you know Gabrielle Union played a Klingon?