Knock
Off
Man,
another Jean
Claude Van Damme movie that was bad and overlooked by
everyone. This silly movie was just on Showtime. So, we got green
explosions with knock off toys and clothes that are used as bombs. We
also have the Van Damme acting like his doing Street Fighter II.
The
movie is set during the change over of Hong Kong from British rule to
Chinese. There were a lot of movies with this setting during the
late 90s. (Rush Hour). The movie is about terroists planting bombs
within “knock off” pants and toys. They plan on setting off the
bombs across the world. And, that's the plot of the movie.
Brilliant...
So,
Van Damme takes on killer pants.
The
worst part is Rob Schneider is the costar and partner to Van Damme's
character, and he's channeling his role in Judge Dredd. What is it
with Schneider costarring with actors that are hard to understand?
He's really super annoying here.
-The
stunts by Van Damme are very entertaining. It is just a shame he
can't choose better scripts.
-Hey,
they even threw in the lovely “Sunshine” girl from Harlem Nights.
(Lela
Rochon)
-There
is a guy that uses his glasses as weapons. I am not making this up.
-And,
we get multiple ass shots from Van Damme. I've never seen a guy more
in love with his ass than Van Damme.
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