Michael Jackson pimps himself out for $3,500 for 30 seconds with him
((Smiling and waving to screaming fans, Michael Jackson arrived in Japan on Sunday for his second visit in recent years to host an exclusive party where admirers pay $3,500 to spend 30 seconds with the pop icon. ))
Little Michael needs the cash I guess. Only in Japan? I wish I could say that Americans wouldn't do that, but there are enough people here that would pay 3 thousand for a meet and greet with the Gloved One.
((At the VIP party, guests will get to mingle with Jackson, spending 30 seconds to one minute each of exclusive face time with him, according to organizers. It was unclear whether the star will perform any songs. ))
Why am I imagining cute Japanese women in school girl outfits laughing and smiling as Micheal makes his rounds with him wearing that stupid uniform he likes to wear? Maybe all my dreams end up with cute Japanese women in school girl outfits...
Hey, Michael, I have a great idea for you. Make another album and make it from your heart like the thriller album. You used to be so great once, and your moves and songs that you changed the face of pop music, and you can do it again by simply making a good album. Under that scarred face, there's a heart of a performer that didn't sell out his fans.
There's nothing wrong with his face, right?
I wish I could say this was the way he used to look, but even then, he was messing around with his face.
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