Allison Niemeyer: Best mother of the world? (AKA No Child Left Behind)

Allison Niemeyer: Best mother of the world? (AKA No Child Left Behind)

Man, this lady can run like it is no one's business. I mean we could use her for the Olympics for crap's sake. She must be tapping into that speed power that the Flash uses for his great speeds.

From Huff Post, ((Officials say Allison Niemeyer, 19, and her sister, Laura Niemeyer, 22, started stuffing several items of clothing inside Allison's diaper bag, including one bathing suit, four women's shirts and some men's undershirts. ))

Men's undershirts: I guess she was picking up a few things for her man too.

There are a few things that make her a foolish criminal (allegedly).

-She brought her one year old kid with her on the shoplifting spree: I guess keeping it all in the family.

-When confronted by security, she took off and left her child in the shopping cart: Something tells me this kid won't be leaving her anything for Mother's Day.

-She decided to shoplift at Walmart: Everything is priced fairly cheap there. Why even bother lifting something?

Another part of this story is the police found and arrested them at a local club. After discarding your son, why would you go out clubbing afterward? You left your son completely alone. How can you live with that? I hope this child has a proper upbringing now with someone that will care for him and give him a chance. Still, this pisses me off even more than the actual leaving the child thing. It is a total disregard for the abandonment of her flesh and blood. Is partying more important than caring for your child?

From the reports, she has three charges on her.

Oh, it gets better. From Gainesville Sun, ((Allison Niemeyer is serving probation on house arrest until 2021 in connection with a home invasion robbery with a firearm. She was pregnant when that crime occurred, authorities said. ))

Now,if you really want some lulz, her Facebook is still up! I can't believe no one has deleted it yet.

When you check out her FB pages, you get the idea that she is actually a loving mother because of all the photos of her baby.  So, it seems odd that she and her sister would leave him behind.