Fortune Cookie Jam 2

More Fortune Cookie Jams

Since the last fortune cookie post was good, I decided to make a sequel of sorts. (These are fortunes I want to see.)

Here they are…

1 Congratulations, that cookie you just ate was poised.

2 Whew, thank God, I was trapped in that damn cookie for ages. Thank you for setting me free!

3 Yo, you going to eat that last piece of egg roll, bro?

4 If you’re reading this fortune, you just wasted five seconds of your life, idiot.

5 Dude, close the cookie, I’m sleeping in here.

6 Man whom eats fortune is a man who is still hungry.

7 7 days…

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