Nothing is more of a lame gift than a chia pet. I wouldn’t even give one to my worst enemy, let alone a friend. Why would anyone even want one of these pieces of sh**? This is almost as bad as that singing fish.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!