Splash: Diving with the Stars?
Not to be confused with the
80s movie starring Daryl Hannah, Tom Hanks and John Candy. I actually would have liked if this show was
related to the old 80s movie instead of this shit.
Have we not only scraped the
bottom, but no cut through the bottom? It
is rather sad to see we’ve gotten to the point where we want to see “stars”
diving. I can’t see how that’s
interesting, but then again I am not into stars dancing either.
Have we’ve given up on
actually writing a script? How about developing a compelling fictional show? Now we just skip ahead to “stars” doing things?
Waiting on a Pizza with the
Stars
Baking with the Stars
Grave Robbing with the Stars
Ghost-busting with the Stars
Sweeping with the Stars
And, this is funny because
this is second reality involving stars diving into water. Stars in Danger: The High Dive was the failed
FOX version of the show.
It’s crrrap!
So, who are the “Stars” for
this reality show?
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: The basketball player. I know him more for his role in
Airplane! I guess you can still call him
a “star”.
Louie Anderson: Does anyone want to see this guy sopping wet
or plunging into a large body of water?
I guess there are some beached whale jokes to be made, but you won’t
hear them from me. I just think anyone wants
to see Life With Louie take the
dive.
Drake Bell: This guy is a rather famous voice actor. He’s the voice of Spiderman in the latest
Spiderman cartoon series. Why even
bother showing up for this show? You’re
making a good living with the voice acting.
Rory Bushfield: I know next to nothing about this guy. He’s a skater of some sort.
Nicole Eggert: I believe she is a Baywatch girl. There really isn’t worth noting
her IMDB page.
Katherine Webb: Miss Alabama, okay thank you.
Kendra Wilkinson: Reality star and playboy model. I generally hate the types that Playboy tells
us are the “hot” women anyway, so I don’t find her that appealing.
Chuy Bravo: He’s that short guy on Chelsea Lately. He’s no longer on the show.
Keshia Knight Pulliam: Rudy Huxtable, come on. You are better than this. You were on the same stage as Cosby’s Sweater.
Ndamukong Suh: I football player. Is he really a “star”?
Brandi Chastain: A Soccer player. Okay.
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