Here’s the thing; I am a major asshole. I treat people like shit. If there is a way for me to pass through or squeeze through something, I will take the opportunity to do it. Just like in this story.
Driving to my local Chinese store for some boneless BBQ ribs, I entered the parking lot. Given that it was rush hour, it was busy with cars everywhere. The Chinese place was on the left side, so I had to turn. There was a car coming in the other direction and I quickly turned. I didn’t realize I cut off a woman walking across the crosswalk to her car, so I sped up to not block her path. I know I scared her a little, but I was never going to hit her. Thinking nothing of it, I parked my car and went inside, listening to a podcast about Planet of the Apes…Tim Burton one.
When you are out of sight, you are out of mind for me. So, I ordered my BBQ and went to the Kroger store next door. I gathered my food and stuff and got into my car. I noticed a piece of white paper in my windshield wiper blade.
Hmm, what is this? Is it some hot girl leaving me her number, or someone spamming me? I got out and opened it.
Nope, it was a Karen letter, and it gets a little crazy and slightly racist….
End of part one.
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