Gamers 20 years later...Uh.

I hate to break it to you, Internet Normies, but that is currently happening now.  We have twitch streamers today that don’t see the outside world and stay inside playing games.  We don’t have to jump ahead 20 years.  DSP, Wings, and Spoony are prime examples of that.  DSP, Wings, and Spoony haven’t lifted anyway but a controller or a hamburger in ages.   They look this way now with their skinny arms and pale skin and really bad Internet Gases.  

Now, the issue is which one is in worse shape.  Is it the 37-year-old Journo or the sloth 20 years later gamer?  Perhaps they can set aside their hatred of each other and start dating.