4 Dorks and a Woman and a baby: Bad Luck

4 Dorks and a Woman and a baby:  Bad Luck 

Shit got real.  Of course, this happened in Florida.   

This whole story is wrong.  Look, I am okay with people having multiple relationships and open relationships.  The problem arises when you introduce a baby into your twisted fantasy.  Despite putting forward this relationship, one of the “men” attacked the baby by beating it multiple times.   

From Jacksonville.com,  ((The investigation began on March 15 when officers were called to Wolfsons Children’s Hospital about a baby with broken ribs, injuries to her lungs and liver and “multiple brain bleeds,” the arrest report said. The First Coast Child Protection Team’s examination concluded the baby had been physically abused with “a minimum of three attacks.”)) 

A cross between the Joker and Mark Wahlberg.  

This creepy green hair dude is the one beta that beat the living shit out of the baby.  He did it because it would not stop crying.  I hate to break it to you but that’s what babies do, Ethan Baucom.  This is what happens when you invite a bunch of losers into your bed at the same time.  I also like how the press promoted this strange relationship, but now refuse to talk about it the baby-beating news.  It is as if it never happened.  You can check out the original video on the NY Post.  The news company that made the original video has gone out of their way to remove it.  It should also be noted that Tory Ojeda, the woman/mother, knew Ethan the longest.   

I am all for open relationships, but that needs to change once you introduce a baby into the situation.  Anyway, I wish ill will on Ethan Baucom and I hope the prison population beats the living shit out of him.  I hope Tory grows up and takes on one man kicks out the rest of beta dudes.   

 Okay, make your own Blacked memes here.  It looks like one of those promotional pictures for a porn shoot.  Really?  

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 This is the dork that attacked the baby.  I am certain he bows down when a more powerful person bosses him around.  What a loser and a creep.  

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It looks like a Magic the Gathering convention.  Come on, lady.  You couldn't at least get a 5 mixed in your den of nerds?