The longest and dumbest public pee ever...
There are so many questions to be asked.
Why did he feel the need to pee right in the middle of the street?
Why did the dude on the scooter stop and talk to him? If you see a man with his wang out, nothing good can come of it...nothing.
Why did the cops just drive right by and do nothing? Cops have better things to do than to get pissed on.
What happened to all the bikers and scooter people that drove through his piss stream? Will they get a smattering of piss mist?