
"Uh, I parked it in the pool last night because I thought there wasnt any water in it. I guess I was wrong. Boy, was I drunk last night."
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
2 comments:
old man: so how many miles do u get to the gallon in that thing?
middle age man: Ohh bout 10 in the city and 15 on the expressway.
old man: since when did they make SUV's amphibious?
Middle age man: ( shakes his head ) they don't....
old man: ha u dumbass u bought a $35,000 vehicle that gets 10 miles to the gallon in the city and u can't even drive it n the water! stupid kids
that one is pretty good.
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