E-Cigarette Prick
I went to a Chinese takeout
place and placed an order. There was
this pudgy pasty white guy that came off as a total ass when he talked to the
counter lady. It was just his attitude
in his tone that angered me.
After placing my order, I went
to the Kroger store next door. I came
back to the takeout place, and I smelled a faint smell of cigarette smoke. Pudgy guy was talking to the counter lady
rather loudly about his e-cigarette.
“Actually, I’m not really
smoking a cigarette. It is just vapor,”
Pudgy Guy proclaimed as if scripted.
“Okay, but it just messes with
my senses,” she tried her best to say it nicely.
I guessed Pudgy Guy lit an
e-cig and started smoking it in the restaurant and the lady asked him to put it
out.
Pudgy Guy went on about the
benefits of e-cigs and stuff as if on script.
Clearly, this prick lit the cig in order to get confronted by the
storeowner just so he could “school” the person complaining that, technically, he
wasn’t smoking a cig. These pricks remind
me of the people with political bumper stickers. They want to go out of their way to “educate” you.
I wanted to yell at the Pudgy Guy because I could
clearly smell the cig. Sure they're healthier for you, but I can still smell the shit. I don't care about your health, I care about the horrible smell emitted from cigs. While I don't like the Mommy State that NY has become, I must give them credit for banning e-cigs in otherwise Cigarette-banned locations.
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