Commenting on comments: Is it Piper Perri or whatever her name is? Did I get it right?

Given the state of long-form blogging, I always find it amusing when I still piss people off.  Pissing off someone so much, they bother to leave a roasting-bitting comment on one of your posts.  Usually, everyone gets on everyone else’s nerves on Twitter.  Sharing their opinion even when you don’t want it.  However, it takes sheer effort and laziness to piss someone off on a normal blog.   

 

Last year, I wrote a post about the infamous and meme-making porn star Piper Perri.  Within the post, I did some research into the horror story of one of her POS boyfriends killing her child and her kind of defending him.  

 

Someone at work said, “You know, you got her name wrong.”   

 

And, he was right.  I did.  I called her Pierre Piper instead of Piper Perri.  Not only that, but I guess my dyslexia is coming back.  I noted it and forgot about it.  Due to my laziness.  I’m a blogger that writes about porn and poop and not a reporter or a journo.  I’m lazy and don’t care.  Yesterday, I checked my dashboard and noticed that someone left a delightful and meaningful comment on my post about this strange lady.   

 

A fine chap named shorty left this comment.   

 

((So like, is this an automatically generated click-bait story? 

or are you too lazy to check ANY sources? Thats not her name. You got her name wrong every time you posted it, and its incredibly easy to CHECK her name almost anywhere on the internet.)) 

 

That was a good burn, shorty. Thanks. I have no comeback because I'm lazy.  

 

So, wait.  You are angrier about a shitty blogger getting her name wrong, instead of being angry that she dated a shithead that murdered her child.  The fact she is okay with dating such an abusive person and having them around their child should give you pause.  But me NOT checking her name pisses you off.  You’re missing the mark, shorty, and so am I. I guess we both lost. 

 

On the flip side, I am happy he bothered to search and read an entire blog post on a shitty blog that no one reads and left a comment.  You put more effort and time into your comment than I did in a post I had forgotten about from a year ago.  Thank you, again, shorty.   

 

I love that my sheer laziness and boredom can even piss someone off.