A review of a music writer. Greer Today...

Okay, Russ, I hate you...a lot. However, I will give you a bit of review for your latest song. Well, it isn't as bad as your Hedi Klum song. 

For a modern take, which I really don't like, the tone and melody are okay. It is certainly a vast improvement on his earlier songs. The problems with the song are still there from his earlier work. His lyrics are really terrible and his rhyme scheme is terrible. There is the content of the song that is another issue. Russell has a problem with women ignoring him and he writes it into all his songs. It is always about an amazing/famous woman that he is trying to get their attention. Russ, your content has to move on beyond the chasing the hot girl and hoping she notices you.  

Not every song of yours has to be about that. In addition, the “bridge” of the song needs to be stronger so it can carry the song into the coda. This has always been a weak spot for Russ. Despite the poor and modern sound, it would be something some popular singer would sing, but it needs better lyrics and rhyming. With a song like this, you need a more poetic vibe. 

I'll get back to bashing Russell soon and get to his court appearances, but I wanted to give him constructive criticisms.