Whatever happened to Marvel’s terrible New Warriors? Did Thanos snap the comic book out of existence? Did Deadpool kill them all? I remember the entire Internet mocking the characters from the soy mind of Daniel Kibblesmith. Kibblesmith, which sounds like dog food, is one of those soy boy memes.
When I do some digging, I get a lot of stories about the canceled Marvel TV show based on the old series, but not much on the new version of the New Warriors? When you search for stories on its first issues release or reviews, you get nothing about it…nothing. It is as if this comic never existed. Strange.
Come on, Marvel, I want to read about Internet gas. What does Internet gas smell like? Doritos, KY Jelly, Mountain Dew, and Taco Bell farts?
Did I mention that Mr. Kibbles and Bits was on a dating show?
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