Crap

Crap of the week

Catwoman

Catwoman is a bad movie, no a really bad movie. They could have filmed crap, and it would have been better than this stuff. Maybe, I should name this movie Crapwoman. I remember reading all the bad buzz from the various sites, but nothing compared to the actual viewing of this mess. It took all the power in me not to turn it off.

Key stuff to look for

~ Watch as Halle Berry and Sharon Stone battle over make-up supplies. (I’m not joking either.)

~ Watch for Benjamin Bratt wishing he was still on Law & Order after making this crap. And get this, he plays a cop in this movie. Way to flex those acting muscles Bratt! (Didn’t he play the same type of character in Miss Congeniality? The dumb adorable type.)

~ CGI cats, CGI Halle Barry, nuff said.

~ Halle Barry has the worst lines in superhero movies, first it was “Do you know what happens to a toad in a storm?” Now, “Oh, my bad.”

~ The director is named Pitof (Whatever that means.) Pitof=Joel Schumacher!

~ The movie strays so far from the Catwoman back-story, they’re barely related.

~ Good job, Catwoman. You joined the bad Superhero movie list with the likes of Batman and Robin, Superman IV, Hulk, and Daredevil!