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So, this guy tried to set free Luigi free from prison, posing as an FBI agent.  His only disguises were a driver’s license, a BBQ fork, and a pizza cutter.  Yep, that is it.  Of course, this raised red flags for the jail guards.   So, who is this mastermind who tried to free Luigi?  It wasn’t Mario.  It was just some random NPC named Mark Anderson, a mundane name.  He was just some pizza cutter in a pizza joint.  Why did he want to rescue the 2nd player character in Mario Bros.?   2026 is turning out to be a great year. 

You can’t keep a bad predator down, I guess.  No matter how many arrests and beatings a predator receives, they tend to fall back to the very thing that got them arrested.  Unlike other repeat criminals, they gain no monetary gain from their crimes.   Kurt Lemke was one of those under-the- radar predators from the Riverside sting.  He was the puffy-faced predator who left the interview within two minutes.  My favorite part is he was a truck driver, way to keep it cliché, dude.  I am also guessing he is a Halo fan because his screen name was haloballfan.  He only got a year in prison and a lifetime listing on the RSO.  Well, good old squishy face ended up getting arrested again last year .  He basically had “possession of obscene material”.   At this point, we should just build a prison just for predators and keep them in there.  Most of these guys will re-offend.  

Remember Stacey Dash?  I used to have the biggest crush on her in the 90s.  Like Jada, she was one of those light-skinned girls who was stunningly pretty.  As she has grown older and wiser, I haven’t found her as attractive.  I think she was at her hottest in Mo’ Money, damn.   Check out her King Magazine spread . She also went into some serious drug use that nearly destroyed her.   So, where does a former actress/model/hot girl go from here?  OnlyFans.  The problem is that she is nearly 60 years old.  You’re still hot, but you are doing OF at 60, and you're not an adult star actress.  Stop.   Is this how all of our legacies end, chasing dreams by copying young people? I guess she really is “Clueless”.  Sorry…

Having that DSP moment… Or should I say Vaush?  This annoying Twitch streamer accidentally showed a link to a bunch of download links to some very uneasy porn.  This is one way to destroy your life and career.  Given the link names, the FBI may need to investigate him.    I love that he opened live links on stream to disprove the links.  Just shut it down.  When you get out of jail, you can get a real job in the real world.   Before it gets deleted, check out his latest YouTube video from a year ago.  I call this evidence. 

I didn’t think I would have to write about this again. If you can remember, Scott Adams is a cartoon/comic strip artist.  He made the totally unfunny Dilbert comic universe.  I always remember lame white-collar people posting their strips on their office walls.  Being a blue-collar black man, I never understood the nature and humor of these strips.   Anyway, Adams made some really racist remarks that even the most racist person would not make.  Claiming that white people need to just move away from black people if they value their lives.   Well, Adams has cancer, and it has spread to his entire body and left him unable to walk.  He only has a short period of time to live.  Having lived through a life-threatening condition, I understand what he is going through.  I won’t forgive him, but I won’t celebrate his demise.  Not like say Nick Riener or child predators.  Interestingly, he was looking over his back for black people ...

Given that Peter David passed away earlier this year, I have been reflecting on some of the things he accomplished.  One thing that I missed during its time was the Peter David and Todd McFarlane debate in the 90s.  It is interesting to examine their stances from that time.  Todd made a lot of money, but Peter was praised for his snarky writing.   One thing that stood out was when Todd realized that Peter destroyed him with his own words and attitude.  He knew Peter used his “5-dollar” words to nuke him.   The 90s were such a simpler time, with people truly speaking their minds and having options to write and draw where they wanted to.  Things are far more divided and mean.  This debate from back in the day showed that people disagree and have fun.  Remember when people could have discourse and talk about it openly? 

Anyone who has read this blog over the 20-plus years knows I have always hated this guy.  I never found him appealing or funny.  It is only fitting that we discover his true form.  I’ve been getting many videos suggested about his crime recently.   This was the very last commercial from Subway based on the Jared universe.  For 15 years, we had to see this saggy sack of shit try to sell up on subpar sandwiches.  Little did we know he was a horrible predator that actively preyed on children and had a cornucopia of CP in his lair.  This carpetbagger, sandwich-eating POS was a really bad person and fooled an entire nation.  It gets even creepier knowing he aimed a lot of his ads and talks toward children.  This video seems to hint at Subway kind of parting ways or ending the chapter on Jared.   The comments are brilliant.  You can’t make this shit up.  Jared was at the top of his world when he made this commercial, not re...

Nettles did another great Change the Channel video.   Once the JewWario material was released, the Change the Channel movement essentially fell apart.  It made most of the complainants look bad, as they seemed to want to cover up the SA issues.  They wanted to get the document out there and ignore the elephant in the room, JewWario.   Given some of the major pushers of Change the Channel, it feels like it grew out of the resentment of Channel Awesome not taking a stand on GamerGate.  Some of the former talent that had more SJW vibes wanted to get back at CA.  They knew that the JewWario thing would derail their attempt at canceling CA.  They were right.  People no longer cared about getting food and coffee breaks. Someone that they claimed was their friend was outed as a sex pest, and it needed to be discussed more than To Boldly Flee.   It is very interesting that no one talks about JewWario and that SA claim.  

Ah, the hedgehog himself.  Ron Jermery is and was a gross man.  He is ugly, yet he has had more women than I will ever have in my entire life, for good or bad.  When you were younger, you’d probably look up to him.  In the 70s and 80s, he had everything.  Today, he is a babbling fool sitting in a room drooling on himself. He will always have those sexual assault charges hovering over his fat and sweaty head.  Oh, have the mighty fallen.   Ron has been in more mainstream movies and games than any pornstar.  One of my favorite stories about Ron Jeremy is the story about him being in Crank 2.  The directors did not want to cast Jeremy because they felt it was too cliché to have him in their movie.  Ron heard about the casting of all the actors from the adult industry.  They did not hire him, but he showed up to set thinking they forgot to call him.  What an ego.