Anyone who has read this blog over the 20-plus years knows I have always hated this guy. I never found him appealing or funny. It is only fitting that we discover his true form. I’ve been getting many videos suggested about his crime recently.
This was the very last commercial from Subway based on the Jared universe. For 15 years, we had to see this saggy sack of shit try to sell up on subpar sandwiches. Little did we know he was a horrible predator that actively preyed on children and had a cornucopia of CP in his lair. This carpetbagger, sandwich-eating POS was a really bad person and fooled an entire nation. It gets even creepier knowing he aimed a lot of his ads and talks toward children.
This video seems to hint at Subway kind of parting ways or ending the chapter on Jared.
The comments are brilliant. You can’t make this shit up. Jared was at the top of his world when he made this commercial, not realizing his little empire was about to fall apart.
@newleafy7572
He forgot the part when he went to jail
"Guy now has 2 kids"
That he'll probably never see again.
@wooti5264
he lost the 200 pounds from chasing kids
@daftandr3
somehow i don't quite think that's all of Jared's Story.
@ryandyc
he's still gonna be getting that footlong in prison.
@ThreeMs1989
Guy has sick addiction.
Guy's home gets raided.
Guy goes to jail.
Guy gets a divorce.
Guy loses his family.
Guy pleads guilty.
Guy gets sentenced to fifteen years in prison.
Guy gets beat up in prison.
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