Stuttering John dabbles in sucking

 

Somehow, Stuttering John comes across as being worse than Brendan Schaub. It is very interesting how both are obsessed with detractors and trolls.  

Stuttering John is a sad sack of shit.  I had forgotten about him when he left Stern.  Plus, I liked his silly interviews…back when he was sort of funny.  He has reappeared on my radar because he is a shell of himself, a self-parody of himself. His veins are filled with alcohol, and he barely looks like his younger self.  He has a podcast, slightly, and he leans toward being a “political” podcast.  Yet, that is boring today, because there are so many better ones.  

He’s a mess and had too many beers.  He’s only 56 years old but looks 70.  Damn, John.  

He is so obsessed with the trolls and people criticizing him that he’s been on a one-man crusade to falsely flag anyone that mocks him.  He doesn’t understand that he has to take people to court or the strikes go away.  

Anyway, John was never in his prime, but it is sad to see him turn into a bitter old boomer.  Rants about Trump, Howard Stern, and the Internet trolls.  If only his younger self could see him today.  Perhaps is it better to go away quicker than to sputter.  This guy is a train wreck and I can't look away.

I could go on about his sock accounts or his numerous fake copyright strikes against trolls, but I will leave with him doing a song when he had a band and played Conan.