Well, this was terrible, Chris Chan.

Why would you invite Chris Chan to your show?  The man is completely off his rocker and should be in a hospital and not given live streaming attention.  I know the views will be good, but at this point, Chris doesn’t need to be propped up to speak his mind because he is too far gone.  Mock him from afar and don’t interact with him.  He’s been known to destroy everyone around him.   

And, yes, he is answering as his character Sonichu.  F’ this is a train wreck.  The man has completely broken down.   

Gamers 20 years later...Uh.

I hate to break it to you, Internet Normies, but that is currently happening now.  We have twitch streamers today that don’t see the outside world and stay inside playing games.  We don’t have to jump ahead 20 years.  DSP, Wings, and Spoony are prime examples of that.  DSP, Wings, and Spoony haven’t lifted anyway but a controller or a hamburger in ages.   They look this way now with their skinny arms and pale skin and really bad Internet Gases.  

Now, the issue is which one is in worse shape.  Is it the 37-year-old Journo or the sloth 20 years later gamer?  Perhaps they can set aside their hatred of each other and start dating.   

Looking back at Knocked Up...

I was watching Knocked Up and loving the movie.  However, it is clearly a product of the time (2000-2008).  There are references to Spiderman 3, palm pilots and To Catch a Predator.  I really liked Katherine Heigl in the lead role.  She is amazingly cute and charming as a professional woman but willing to put up with a slacker.  She would later attempt to distance herself by making remarks about her role in Knocked Up. She threw Rogen and Judd Apatow under the bus to get brownie points with the woke crowd.  Of course, this burned a lot of bridges and her career went downward.   

She did really bad movies like 27 Dresses, The Ugly Truth, Killers.  When compared to Knocked Up.  I checked her lovely IMDB page and she is back to making TV shows after being too good for it.   

Anyway, she has a short film called Katherine Heigl Hates Balls on her page.  What the hell is this?  It is a Funny or Die video.  It is not that funny, but I get what they were doing.  She should have stuck with making those Apatow movies.   

BTW, Rogen and Kat have squashed the beef it seems.   

I fold on the Escobar Folding Phone. No thanks, bro

I personally don’t get the brand fascination with a former drug lord and people wanting to be like him.  So, this whole Pablo Escobar trendy thing is confusing to me.  Why would I want an Escobar branded phone?  While I like half-naked women selling me things, it seems a bit odd to have them selling a drug runner’s phone.  The entire thing seems odd and out of place.  Are we selling the phone or half-naked women?  They’re spending more time on the women’s asses and not the phone in the ads.  I am not complaining.  Then, there are the growing rumors of this being a scam.   

Anyway, it appears normal people have been ordering the phone and not receiving it.  Yet, many influencers seem to be getting the phone in order to spread the word about the phone and “conning” more people into buying the phone.  For right now, the Fold Phone is up on the Escobar website, but I don’t recommend buying the phone unless you want to gamble with 400 dollars.   

I recommend not buying the phone until they mail out the other phones.  Though I doubt they will fulfill their shipping requirements.   Everything about this phone seems shady and hazarded.  When you buy from a former drug lord's company you get what you get.  

Crabs in an Airport

I won’t make any jokes about having crabs.  I am just going to put this here.  And, thank Reddit for this gold.   

Snoop Dogg hits up Bill Gates

Did the Beer Virus infect EA’s servers too?   

Snoop Doggy is pissed.  As if we were time-warped back into 1995, somehow Bill Gates is the master of all technology.  From my understanding, Gates has nothing to do with EA.  At this point, Gates would improve the company though.   This why I think Snoop is a national treasure.  

TCAP: A handshake and a kiss?

Oh, the handshake and steal a kiss bit.  Real smooth, asshole.  Among all the creepy predators, this creep fell under the radar.  I laugh every time I see him pull that grab and lean in and kiss move.  I love that Chris Hansen cock-blocks him immediately.  There is an aggressiveness to his demeanor the entire time that I get the feeling he is very pushy toward women and underage females.  He's the kind of guy that would force himself on women.  

All he is missing a fedora and a long coat.   

What is interesting about this creep is there is little to nothing on him.  There are a few Iranian guys with the same name, but nothing else.  Anyway, F' this guy.  

New Trend for the Pedos

Looks like some of the predators from the newer show Hansen vs. Predators have broken their probation terms and back into court.  I have to give Fast Eddie a shoutout.  A lot of these newer predators seem to be more entitled than the old school TCAP guys.  There is this arrogance that comes from the new batch more than the old guys.  Now, a couple of the newer pedos are getting court dates due to parole violations.   In this new Twitter/social media world, I've noticed the arrogance more so from these newer guys than the old creepy TCAP ones.  Sokol, Colon, and Velez seem to want to normalize their behavior.  

Joshua Colon:  He’s back in jail waiting for his court appearance.   

Jesse Velez:  He seems to be in a bit of trouble.  BTW, it appears he released an apology on FB.  For the lulz, check it out.   

I am guessing Jeff Sokol will probably get rearrested for doing something stupid. For now, he is keeping a low profile.   

Nathan Grayson, your white knight armor is showing.

3K words on the Okay Boomer Girl?  Okay, Zoomer.   

She is merely a super-cute girl that does memes.  Men thirst for that and that’s it.  Why even write a full story about the girl?  And, why throw the story up after most people have forgotten about her after the Simp Wars of March?  And, how does defending simping support modern feminism?   

Uh, you have some of the biggest games being released this year?  Why not talk about Nathan Grayson?  Despite his questionable connections during 2014, Grayson is an actually good writer.  This is a waste of your talents, bro.  Leave this for shitty bloggers like I.   I love me some Riley Reid and Skin Diamond, but I won't simp or white knight for them.  

She's cute and she has beta orbiters.  So, what?