Subway Jared's Journey The ending is different...

Anyone who has read this blog over the 20-plus years knows I have always hated this guy.  I never found him appealing or funny.  It is only fitting that we discover his true form.  I’ve been getting many videos suggested about his crime recently.  

This was the very last commercial from Subway based on the Jared universe.  For 15 years, we had to see this saggy sack of shit try to sell up on subpar sandwiches.  Little did we know he was a horrible predator that actively preyed on children and had a cornucopia of CP in his lair.  This carpetbagger, sandwich-eating POS was a really bad person and fooled an entire nation.  It gets even creepier knowing he aimed a lot of his ads and talks toward children. 

This video seems to hint at Subway kind of parting ways or ending the chapter on Jared.  

The comments are brilliant.  You can’t make this shit up.  Jared was at the top of his world when he made this commercial, not realizing his little empire was about to fall apart. 

@newleafy7572

8 years ago

He forgot the part when he went to jail

@SavoxYT

4 years ago

"Guy now has 2 kids"

That he'll probably never see again.

@wooti5264

9 years ago

he lost the 200 pounds from chasing kids

@daftandr3

9 years ago

somehow i don't quite think that's all of Jared's Story.

@ryandyc

9 years ago

he's still gonna be getting that footlong in prison.

@ThreeMs1989

8 years ago

Guy has sick addiction.

Guy's home gets raided.

Guy goes to jail.

Guy gets a divorce.

Guy loses his family.

Guy pleads guilty.

Guy gets sentenced to fifteen years in prison.

Guy gets beat up in prison.

Revisiting The Channel Awesome Document - PART 8 - The JewWario Conspiracy

Nettles did another great Change the Channel video.  

Once the JewWario material was released, the Change the Channel movement essentially fell apart.  It made most of the complainants look bad, as they seemed to want to cover up the SA issues.  They wanted to get the document out there and ignore the elephant in the room, JewWario.  

Given some of the major pushers of Change the Channel, it feels like it grew out of the resentment of Channel Awesome not taking a stand on GamerGate.  Some of the former talent that had more SJW vibes wanted to get back at CA.  They knew that the JewWario thing would derail their attempt at canceling CA.  They were right.  People no longer cared about getting food and coffee breaks. Someone that they claimed was their friend was outed as a sex pest, and it needed to be discussed more than To Boldly Flee.  

It is very interesting that no one talks about JewWario and that SA claim.  

Ron Jeremy: The Most Disgusting Man In Porn

Ah, the hedgehog himself.  Ron Jermery is and was a gross man.  He is ugly, yet he has had more women than I will ever have in my entire life, for good or bad.  When you were younger, you’d probably look up to him.  In the 70s and 80s, he had everything.  Today, he is a babbling fool sitting in a room drooling on himself. He will always have those sexual assault charges hovering over his fat and sweaty head.  Oh, have the mighty fallen.  

Ron has been in more mainstream movies and games than any pornstar.  One of my favorite stories about Ron Jeremy is the story about him being in Crank 2.  The directors did not want to cast Jeremy because they felt it was too cliché to have him in their movie.  Ron heard about the casting of all the actors from the adult industry.  They did not hire him, but he showed up to set thinking they forgot to call him.  What an ego. 

DIRECTOR ROB REINER AND WIFE FOUND DEAD

This death is a total shock, yet it really isn’t a shock.  When a person relapses in your home, it can be a dangerous time for you and your family.  Addicts lash out, and they lash out hard.  I’ve seen this my whole life in my family.  

His drug-addicted son murdered Rob Reiner.  More and more information is coming out each day about the murders. 

While Rob was a boomer, he meant so much to my generation.  The Princess Bride and Stand By Me are two of the best movies for Gen Xers.  We all grew up on these two movies directed by Reiner.  I still remember that scene from Misery in the bed. 

Ghosts of Mississippi is an intense movie that I rewatched recently.  Keep in mind that Gene Hackman, who died at his home as well, starred in Ghosts of Mississippi.  Rob was able to get out of Gene Hackman’s way and let him become an interesting character in that movie.  

I will never connect or get When Harry Met Sally…, but Stand By Me is a very important part of my life.  And it introduced me to Wil Weaton, for good and bad.  Words can’t express how cool and creepy this movie was to me.  I still get chills from the train bridge scene.  

Every kid in the '80s loved The Princess Bride.  Enough said.  

I will probably get into more of his relationship with his son in another post.