Steer clear of Russell Greer

If Cream of Corn had a theme song, this would be it…

Man, I’ve been a low-key follower of the trainwreck that is Russell for years now.  He’s a part of this group of people who want to get famous without getting through the hard work to get there.  He wants to skip steps 1-9 and jump to 10 by getting the attention of famous singers or reality shows.  

Everything Russell writes sounds like he threw a keyboard down the stairs.  Russell removes all the soul in his music and adds this creepy “I’m watching you” vibe.  

For some reason, he is hung up on promoting his disability and people should hire him and his music due to it.  Given my medical setbacks, don’t be defined by your handicaps, rise above them, Russ.  Stop trying to sue everyone and stop creeping on women.  

There comes a point when he has to stop making the same mistakes and make some major changes in his life.  We all know he won’t do it.

“I don’t get you, Russ.”  

I have no idea why I like following this guy.  He’s like the Steven Seagal of music.  Here are some more of his other masterpieces (of shit).