ONLYFANS IS the next Tumblr. Enjoy that failure, bro.

Well, OnlyFans is about to become the new Tumblr.  If you can remember, Tumblr was a blogging site that was known for having a bunch of porn on its site.  A lot of artists used the site to show off their porn-type work.  While I was never a big fan of Tumblr, I understood why there was porn on the site.  At some point, the people behind Tumblr wanted to make the site more family-friendly, so they took off the porn.  The site failed and no one uses the site anymore.  

OnlyFans will have the same fate.  While I don’t use OF, I know it is a popular site for adult workers to sell their assets and products.  Many adult actresses find it a safer way to make money.  OnlyFans seems to be a good way for anyone to make some money...if you have the body.  With the company trying to change its image, I think the site will fail and people will forget it like Tumblr.  Just let them be and destroy themselves.  

When your site was founded on booty, you can't ditch da booty.

It is going to be fun watching this site burn.  I hate Twitter, but I love that Twitter is okay with porn.  The memes are wonderful. 

Prove it, Pizza Boy. Just some Jeff So-Cool

 
 

Well, this is getting interesting.  Jeff Sokol fascinates me.  He is famous for being the pizza-eating predator with a shitty attitude.  I was checking an AMA with one of Sokol’s friends and something interesting came up.  Jeff has a brother.  He’s actually sort of famous.  He’s been on TV shows.  Furthermore, he leans toward the commercials, and you’ve probably seen him in a few.   

 

This new information sort of mirrors Chris Chan too.  Chris Chan has a sort of famous and smarter brother.  Both Jeff and Chris have had more fame (infamous) than their more skilled and calmer brothers.  I am not going to blow up brother Sokol’s spot, but his YT channel doesn’t have the hits like Jeff does.  Jeff’s uncut interview has 5 million, True Crime Daily video has 46 million and his police interrogation has 405K views.  Literally, the whole world knows about his pizza-eating predator brother more than him. There are a few predators out there with famous siblings.   

 

How awkward is Thanksgiving each year?  Does Jeff bring pizza?   

 

Like Jeff Stacy, I really like finding things out about this guy.  Trust me, I have much to discuss, Pizza Boy.  And, it seems, he does read everything about himself.  I’d love to interview you, Jeff. 

 

Woman Catches Santa sneaking a peek. Dirty Santa.

Why is Santa taking creep-shots of women’s legs?  I am all about checking out a hot chick, but creep shots are a bit too...creepy.  If you’re into that sort of thing, you can pay women to show them off and take as many pics as you want, you dirty-ass Santa.  Now, keep in my you can film anyone you want, but it gets illegal the further up the concealed body parts you go.  Given the huge amount of porn and porn genres, you don’t have to look for it.  Kind of creepy, Santa. 

The Spoony One has disappeared...is he better?

Two things have happened to our reclusive Spoony.  After 2 ½ years of living in a foreclosed house, they’ve finally evicted him.  The other major thing is that he hasn’t tweeted for over a month.  I hope that means he’s finally getting the help he needs.  Instead of bringing in any income, Spoons would tweet and tweet forever.  He was at an impasse.  He refused to make content, and he refused to get a real job.  So, something had to give.  Hopefully, his parents have put him in a mental home.  However, I am so glad the tweeting has stopped. 

Now, his creepy-ass stalker woman is still tripping.

Phil Valentine - Vaxman

 Phil Valentine:  Makes anti-vax song and dies

You can’t make this up.  Yet, another right-wing anti-vax guy got Covid and died.  Having lost a family member to Covid and nearly losing two others, I know the power of Covid.  It is important to get vaccinated.  At this point, we just need to ignore the people that refuse, and it is time to move on. 

TCAP Maurice J Wolin Self-Deleted: He wasn't going to do anything...

Well, it has been revealed that Maurice Wolin died.  Not only did he croak, but he killed himself.  Hanged himself in his own home for his wife, who stayed by his side, to find him hanging.  I am all about supporting mental health, but this guy is a piece of shit.    It appears Wolin turned into a constant drinker and threatened his wife and family with suicide.  

I really hated this guy because of his ego.  Wolin refused to take responsibility for his horrible actions.  He even hired a super lawyer to get his charges dropped, and it didn’t work.  He ended up regretting that.  He pleaded “No Contest” to the charges.  Then, he went around the internet arguing with trolls and TCAP fans about their opinions of him.  Wolin was a proto-Jeff Sokol.  I didn’t wish death on him or think of him as dangerous as Dustin Mc-Shave-Down-There.  While I feel sad that his daughters and his wife had to live with this POS, I don’t mourn his passing either.   I had a small bit of sorrow for Jeff Stacy but not this guy.  Instead of starting a redemption run and help people, he felt bad for himself and drank a lot.

Because Wolin was rich and a doctor, he thought getting caught was beneath him.  Like Jeff Stacy, Wolin’s passing has little fanfare among his family and friends.  Heck, there were rumors that Covid took him. 

F' him.

10 Bit Shawty (A LWO Music Video)

This music video pretty much sums up DSP’s whole career and life.  Given his ex-girlfriend, and current “wife” live in the same town, do they ever cross paths?  Does the Gout King forbid it?  It looks like his ex is doing better since leaving the gated Gout Castle. Will she ever do an interview and spill the tea on the Gout King? Something tells me DSP pays her to keep quiet? Because he's said a lot of bad things about her since the break-up.

"Good Morning America" visits "Star Trek: The Next Generation"

Here is that famous GMA event where Patrick Stewart had a complete meltdown on set.  The TNG crew were filming the fifth season episode Cost of Living.  Paramount forced the crew to promote the show via a live feed.  Stewart blew up when he saw the goofy weatherman dress in his uniform doing interviews.  He walked off the set.  That’s the reason why you don’t see him in the crew interview.  I get it.  These fluff pieces are necessary for normal boomers to get into your show.  This incident made the rumor rags and behind-the-scenes book.  

Did GMA know about the blow-up with Stewart?  I usually agree with Stewart on many things, but he should have taken a few minutes to cool off and suck it up.  This is me saying it in my 40s now.  

Side Note:  Two Make-A-Wish kids showed up during the episode filming as well. 

Side Note II: Ronald Reagan showed up to visit the set one year earlier. Gene, when he was still alive, made sure he showed up in photos. Gene was already moving out of the show's production and was getting sick. Reagan was a bit out of mind at this point, too.

Linkara is the Lightbringer Returns

Since Change the Channel shit, Linkara has become more and more unstable.  Despite some of his quarks, I respected him and his work.  Heck, his humor was similar to my own writing.  Now, he keeps going on these strange Twitter rants.  He doesn’t realize the double standard of his statement.  Linkara, you made a shitty webcomic.  So, what?  Embrace it and move on.  The fact you get your panties in a bunch just makes the trolls mock you more.  Plus, you are a content creator that reviews and mocks other artist work.  Aren’t some of them NOT proud of some of the work they’ve done that you have reviewed?  So, he also did a rant on Doug and his views comparing their streams.  

Lewis, we've all done work we're not proud of. The novel I worked on nearly 15 years ago is unreadable to me. I get it, but you have to have thicker skin.

Lewis is very quickly becoming either Spoony or a shittier DSP.  It is sad to see these Channel Awesome folks start to fall apart.  Is it because of social media?  Is it because many of them haven’t had a regular 9-5 job in a decade? 

If he wanted a redemption run, he'd suck in his pride and ego and review and mock his own shitty comic.

Anyway, check out his latest rant.

Laura Prepon Leaves Scientology

Laura Prepon left Scientology...five years?  

This comes as a total surprise to me.  Laura was always a mouthpiece for Scientology.  Things got so bad with the backlash of her playing a gay character on Orange Is the New Black that she almost didn’t make it past the first season.  What made her leave, and why is she talking about it now?

Does it have to do with Danny Masterson and the allegations?  

Back in 2015, she made it onto their rag Celebrity Magazine.  Because Scientology will sue you for everything, I won’t post the cover page here.  You better believe they’d copy-strike me.  It is funny to see her talk glowingly about the stupid space church just six years ago.  After reading some of her remarks from back then, does she feel the whole thing was a waste now?  

Did she pay her free-loaders fee?

DSP buys a Racist Hat

Yes, you saw that right.  Our Gout King decided to buy a Nazi hat.  He claims it was a hat in the style as M. Bison, but it has nothing to do with that character’s hat.  If you’re going to go for the look of that character, why not actually buy the damn M. Bison hat?  

DSP is either so out of touch with the world that he didn’t know it was a Nazi hat, or he did it on purpose as a sly trick.  Keep in mind, he’s done some really racist things over the years.  To be fair, the SS hats are slightly different.  Nevertheless, the is too similar to our enemies back in the 40s.  

The best part is seeing him realize he made a mistake and lashing out at his fans for calling him out for it.  Yes, Phil, ban and threaten the very people who are keeping a roof over your head and helping you pay for DoorDash every day.  He really hates his fans.  

Chris Chan's channel was hacked...

I wasn’t going to talk about Chris Chan until his next court appearance.  However, someone hacked into his shitty YouTube channel and posted a video.  You hack into this motherfucker’s (he's an actual motherfucker) account and just show this?  So, the man's stupid van gets vandalized, and now his channel is hacked. It's like grave robbers after a huge battle.

Because of this, I will up you to something better.  Chris Chan singing All-Star while pissing on his floor and jerking off.  Enjoy? 

Side Note:  This was Chris Chan’s last video before the big reveal that he was raping his mother, allegedly.

 

WingsofRedemption Looks and Listens

Out of all the lolcows, Wings has always been the one with the most sense.  Unlike Greer, DSP, or Chris, he is aware that his terrible attitude and interactions with trolls hurt him.  The problem is he keeps trying to interact with them and let them live rent-free in his head.  If Wings could hold back his inter-trailer park worldview, he could be an entertaining podcaster.  Like blogging, podcasting takes a long time to build a following.  I think he’d abandon if he didn’t the numbers.   Like DSP, I think Twitch was his comfort blanket because he could control the trolls more.  

I want to see Wings get better and do something that makes him happy.  Streaming VGs isn’t it.  When your wife is crying because she knows what streaming does to you, it is time to shift away to something different.

DSPquote - "Landing In Kat's Bush" 🤮

Yes, that’s what a normal spouse that says that about his wife’s fun-box.  It seems like DSP is larping as a married man.  He brags about being faithful, but he has no other options other than paying for it.  Does a normal woman in her 20s want to hang out with a pale gamer that stays in the house all the time?  Nope.  As Chris Rock said, “You’re only faithful as your options.”  Given her awkwardness around him, I don't think he's landing in her "bush" anytime soon.

And, how about Kat’s younger sister who may or may not live house to house selling her body?  I am not hating the hustle, but it is funny that DSP never mentions his near-pornstar sister-in-law.  He's even banned her in chat. I guess Thanksgiving dinner is out of the question. I mean, her pictures are everywhere, and she puts them out herself.

Even the people orbit are crazy.

What happened to Emily Wong in Mass Effect 3? Instead, they brought in a lame character

Building up a side character for two games seems strange, but you don’t bring her back for the third and final game.  Emily Wong was one of those characters in Mass Effect who seemed idealistic and bright-eyed without some news reporters’ bias and arrogance.  With the third game, we could have seen a serious shift in her personality.  For some reason, all the plans for her character were dropped.  They brought her back in a tie-in twitter promotional for the third game.  That seems lame.  

With the Big Dan Gaming person making a story on Wong, it got me thinking about the character.  And, YouTube even suggested the VO actress’ video on the subject.  EA set some time for the actress, but they didn’t bring her back.  

What I find even more annoying is they brought in one of the most useless and dumbest characters in the series with a similar background.  Despite the rushed development period, they brought in a new character, Diana Allers.  Why?  Was it just for the sex appeal?  I am all for sex appeal and having sexy characters, but it just seems odd to drop a journo character for someone that hasn’t mattered in the rest of the trilogy.  And, I can’t stand the VO actress for Allers.  Aller's activities can reshape side stories with her reporting, which is something Wong was built up as and would have been a good character growth for her.  It seems EA brought in Allers for "normies" promotional tie-ins. There is much discussion online about this switch.

Side note: Allers will die off-screen if you refuse to bring her aboard or kick her from your ship. 

Side note II: Why not bring in the actress that played Wong to do new material and replace Allers for the remake edition?

TCAP Jeffrey Stacy Death confirmed...now why?

Chris Chan is in jail and Jeff Stacy has passed away.  

While I still laugh at his Hansen footage, I am sad that our squeaky-voiced Jeff Stacy passed away back in February.  It has been confirmed that he’s passed away.  It looks like a medical overdose and poor health are the causes of his death.  Now, there is a discussion if it was a heroin overdose.  It appears that Jeff was a heart attack waiting to happen with the amount of blockage.  

Interestingly, Jeff’s death fell under the radar for months.  It seemed even his family didn’t make a big deal out of his death.  It looks like his recent marriage to his wife fell apart, and they got divorced.  He also lost his job in martial arts training.  Did he hit rock bottom and finally end it, or was it an accident?  It’s a question.  

Anyway, Jeff was a POS, due to him taking his arrest to trial, but he also made me laugh with his awkwardness and meme-level responses.  I mean, the man showed up to the sting in crusty shoes with a dirty shirt and jacket.  

RIP, Jeff.  Find answers to those questions up in TCAP heaven. 

Sarah Brand - Red Dress (Official Music Video)

Talk about off-brand.  BTW, this song has now hit the 1 million mark.  Chris Chan may have broken the Internet. This woman may have confused it. Did she use the MS Song Generator program?

Sarah Brand is the Neil Breen of music.  Everything about this song is anti-music.  Is it the worst song ever?  Probably in the top ten.  The singing is out of tune and the background music is off-key.  I believe Sarah is doing this all on purpose.  Clearly, she is trolling us all.  This is all on purpose.  Plus, she has another song to hurt yourself called Fantasy.

Even the bridge/guitar solo is off-key.  

The music video doesn’t make any sense and makes no connection to the lyrics.  Rebecca Black’s Friday has some structure, yet Red Dress is bad in every way.  Someone in her family or friend group would have told her it was bad. 

So, I guess we’re watching a religious woman wanting to be either a stripper or a hooker.  She wants people to see her in a dress and proceeds to give Chad a lap dance.  With the discord of tones, it is difficult to follow the message.  I love the fact she flashes her black underwear in a real church.  Yes, I was looking...for research purposes.  

Here’s the best part.  There is another woman with a terrible musical background with the same name and a big nose.  Yet, she has a different middle name.  Her name is Sarah Gail Brand.  Given their body types, I don’t think they’re the same person.  It is strange that two women with the same name are creating anti-music. Maybe the two can do a superhero team-up like Batman and Superman. 

Republican Official Who Railed Against Masks And Vaccines Dies From COVID

Anti-Vaccine douche bag dies from Covid.  

You would think this would have happened in Florida, given the strange way this story ended.  For some reason, the Trump-group GOP wants to stand its ground on this issue.  So, this Texas councilman was known as being against most Covid precautions.  He even refused to get vaccinated.  When other people are getting healthy, Scott Apley got Covid and later died from it.  Oh, he also gave it to his family too. 

It is probably in your best interest to get the vaccine and STFU when you carry that much weight.  He realizes after the fact he should have vaccinated himself. 

The Time Oprah Said "Over 9000" On TV

This happened back in 2008.  

 I was going to post about this, but someone beat me to it.  This is an old meme. Basically, 4chan trolled Oprah.  Back when memes were considered harmless, it was fun to use these memes.  Now, it is a different thing today. 

Karen hates Tigger flag

Being the asshole I am, I would have put 17 Winnie the Poo flags in my yard.  Yeah, you heard that right.  This was not a BLM or a MAGA flag.  It was a Disney character for a children’s show.  This grandmother Karen went to someone’s door to complain about a Tigger flag in their own home.  We are out of all problems if this is what Karen is worried about.  

Of course, there is a racial component to it.  This entitled white woman wanted to put this black family in their place by coming over and complaining about a damn children’s flag.  Is this the hill you want to die on, Karen?  

BTW, this is how you handle a Karen.  You treat them with kindness and send them on their way, confused. 

One more Chris Chan story for a while. He makes his court appearance.

One more update on Chris Chan…

Well, our rapist clown-man appeared in court.  He showed up and started to interrupt the judge and correcting him about “misgendering him”.  Chris also shouted out that he was “famous on the Internet”.  Then, Chris had the nerve to ask the court to let him go home and pick up some toys.  Instead of worrying about his old mother, whom he raped, he’s worried about gender pronouns and his toys.  Go f’ yourself.  

Luckily, Chris will stay in prison/jail until September 16.  Chris will sit in a female prison/jail for nearly a month and a half.  So, no video games or toys.  While Chris will love to be around nothing but females, his autism is going to get the best of him because he doesn’t have his creature comforts. 

Side Note:  Chris Chan’s POS van was vandalized and someone stole his custom-made license plates.   People have been doing airsoft drivebys on it too.  

 I won’t write another post about him until his court appearance if he kills himself in prison or new charges are brought against him. 

Chris Chan has been arrested...whomp there it is.

Well, things keep getting dumber every day with Chris.  Though, I have some good news... 

 

Our manbaby finally had the handcuffs put on him.  After stealing 750 bucks from the woman he raped, his mom, Chris went to the mall spent somewhere around 150 bucks on shit.  Then Chris spent the rest of the money on a motel room.  Since he was in another town, this probably had to do with his extended family refusing to have him move into their house.   

 

Well, Ethan Ralph lives in Richmond and attempted to track down Chris Chan.  I believe Ralph and the KF founder have major beef.  And, Ralph wanted to shoehorn himself into the story to get back at the KF guy.  Despite how I feel about Ralph, he did get some good video of Chris getting arrested.  So, the PD has arrested Chris on the charge of incest with no bond.  I am guessing there will be a sexual assault charge thrown in for good measure soon.   

 

You can watch the arrest video, but I recommend muting the sound due to Chris and Ralph’s voices.  And, the mainstream media has jumped in on the CWC shitshow.  So, what does Cole Smithey think about this whole thing?