Lightbringer: Reborn?

I was checking Linkara’s KF page and came across some news that Iron Liz, Linkara’s former girlfriend, is redoing his shitty comic book.  Here’s the crowdsourcing page.  As much as I love to see Iron Liz show up Linkara and put him in his place, does Liz own the rights to Lightbringer?  After reading the page, it appears that Linkara release the series to the public domain and anyone can use it.  So, that answers that question.  I am guessing Liz will remove all the strange rape gangs and sex slavery stuff.  I like Iron Liz and hope she does reach her goal and make the comic book.   If ZQ can make 85K for an unfilled video game, then Liz could reach her 5K goal.

Well, then...Guy gets stopped and searched for wearing too many clothes.

Unbelievable, Karen is on the loose.  This Karen called the cops on a Muslim man for wearing too many clothes.  Uh, he’s heading to the Mosque.  What is this, 2002?  I am all for being observant of things, but a dude with a man-purse isn’t going to be a bomber.  Karen’s have to be careful because calling the cops on people can get someone killed for the wrong reason.  Her little biting comment about “want to know my name” just pisses me off.  

Kudos to the guy and the Muslim dude for behaving calmly and civilly and not escalating the situation.  

Now, there is a bit of context for this video.  It happened in 2017 when Islamophobia was high and there were fears of bombings, but a dude like this doesn’t add up to being a bomber.  Allegedly, the Karen was an off-duty officer.  

I’m all for being observant of strange things, but we have to be careful and be mindful of how to handle things.  Keep in mind, I’ve been followed around stores or parking lots for being black.  I’ve been stopped and searched a few times by cops for simply fitting the black car theft type.  It is not fair, but you have to stay calm. 

Poop goes in gold comes out

This is such a bad take that I grimaced and almost turned it off.

And, this is why so many people hate Mundane Matt.  I’ve defended and supported him in the past, but he is a mere shell of himself.  He keeps having bad takes after takes and injecting himself into every movement as a counterbalance but comes across as out of touch.  He is gleeful that YT is taking away the dislike counter visually.  If you have a bad take, it lets the world know you have a bad take.  Why cuttle to content creators?  Shouldn’t they have thick skin?  I wish Google would give us likes/dislikes for Blogger.  It is not going to change how I feel about my post, it is just an easier way to get feedback.  This is the same guy that went on a massive flagging campaign because people on the Internet were mean to him.  Get over yourself, Matt.  

If your content is shit then it is shit. No like or dislike is going to change that.  

I disliked your video, Mundane Matt.  I almost unsubscribed from your channel after this video, but I hold out hope you’ll get better.  That notion is fleeting.  Get your head out of your ass, off of Twitter, and just make good content.  

This is coming from a former fan of yours. 

Sorry Miss Ryan, I am for real.

 

Did you know that realtor rioter Jenna Ryan has a song out there?  Yes, stretched-faced Jenna that self-incriminate herself has some flux religious song.  A Dose of Bucky revealed this strange fact.  The song is bad, but not in the Baked Alaska bad.  It’s not easy to listen.  It is bland, yet fake like our soon-to-be federal prisoner Jenna. 

  

I’m not going to link directly to the song or embed it because I don’t want to help her get attention or money.  I will give you a “no follow” link to this horrible song.  I want you to suffer too.  By the way, please read the comments in the song, because they’re all positive.  Yet, her dislikes are nearing 400.  Hmm... 

The good news is that she will now have time to write more music for those couple of months she's in prison.  Maybe she and Baked Alaska can do a collab.  

Side note:  Despite the fact she looks like one of those aliens in Star Trek Insurrection and she is bat shit insane, I would kick her out of bed.  Remember, I like crazy dames.  She'd probably hurl a few slurs in my direction.  

Side note 2:  That was all a joke, don't sue me, Jenna.  

This Is America Women's Edit This is trash. Remember this?

Is this a parody or something else?  

This is total and utter garbage.  If you take all the soul and talent out of the original This is America video, this is the shit you get instead.  This is the left’s version of a religious freak making a shitty version of a popular song.  It is rich that of all people to make a pro-woman video that it is Nicole Arbor.  Arbor is a POS and has said some bad things in the past.  Given all the shitty statements Arbor has said over the years, does she even believe in this shit? 

Even after all these years, I find this video cringing. 

Linkara vs RalphTheMovieMaker Word Up

I swear that Linkara is really turning into a prima donna.   I used to look up to these CA people until the Change the Channel bullshit started happening, and their pettiness started to surface.  It is like these people have never had a real job in their entire lives.  Lashing out at people that criticize your work is very hypocritical of you, Linkara.  You don’t have thick skin, yet you have made a living shitting and mocking other people’s works.   It is also strange that he didn’t call out Quntion Reviews for really shitting on his movie.  Most of the reviews are harmless, and Linkara needs to get his head out of his ass.  And, stop tweeting as much.  He had a total meltdown twice over people mocking him.  Get over yourself.  

What is with my generation and their need to constantly tweet every f’ing thing? 

Glitching NPC

I have so many questions.  Why does this lady have a Justin Bieber haircut, circa 2009?  Why is she behaving like a malfunctioning GTA5 NPC?  She is driving with her window up.  Why is she concerned about someone filming her?  Why are there other people with cameras filming things?  What is going on?  Is she having a breakdown, a glitch?  Something tells me she is n her 20s but pretends to be a 14-year-old boy.  

Don't bang lolcows...

I’m okay with people paying for sex, but this new development in the DSP saga is a bit too strange for even me.  Alleadgley, a user from KF paid and slept with DSP’s pornstar/homeless/hooker sister-in-law.  He gives us some details about the situation and banged her.  I am all for mocking and observing lolcows from afar, but contributing to certain people’s addictions and problems is another thing altogether.   Because I know what she and Kat’s mother did to them, I feel just a little sad for them.  Jenna is going down a dark path where things are going to get very bleak.  

Jenna is attractive and has a pretty good body, but she is damaged goods, man.  Don’t bang her because she is DSP’s sister-in-law.  You're just feeding the issues she has in her life.

BTW, it is sad to see DSP and Kat’s wedding and no one from her side of the family showed up. 

Dear, OJ, leave them girls alone

 

 

Dear, OJ 

You really need to stay away from these blond 20-something white girls.  You didn’t end it too well last time.  Here you are at the ripe old age of 74 pretending you are 20.  Frankly, it is very sad.  Plus, I am sure you get that sense of dread from every woman you get close to.  I am in my 40s and not a murderer, and I would go to a 20-something bar.   

OJ, you really need to stay away from white girls.  It never ends well for you...or the woman.  Why does this sound like a beginning of a joke?  OJ walks into a bar... 

What is an “uncharged pickle”?

Why would the judge even say these two words?  Uncharged pickles?  Somehow, this judge has become a stupid collection of memes and strange behavior.  Why would he say the strange Chinese boat comment?  It makes no sense.  Then, there is the discussion of him going out of his way to protect Kyle.  It seems everyone is trying to sabotage this trial.  Also, did I mention the juror that made the off-color joke that got him kicked off the jury?

The two people that I know that are into hating pickles are Lee Greer and Chris Chan. 

Just the...tips...for content creators

Here’s the thing; I like Dillon Thomas and I like his content.  However, it is very dangerous to base all your income on YouTube or Twitch.  You should always have a couple of jobs lined up and build your resume.  Being a full-time streamer/YT guy isn’t something you should base your livelihood on.  It is too shaky.  Dillon, knowing the Chris Chan stuff was going to dry up, decided to look into other lolcows such as DSP and Wings.  The problem is that his views took a nosedive.  Covering Chris Chan full-time is a viable option in the long run.  

When you get the chance to do something you love, embrace it and your fans. Just know that it is fleeting.

He lashed out at his fans and viewers for the lack of views.  As a content creator, you should never do this.  This is on the level of DSP, and we know how that turned out.  At a certain point, all content creators are going to see a slid in viewership.  It is okay to get a normal 9 to 5 job.  

On a side note, it is okay and better to change up your content.  Anyone that reads my blog, knows that I have EVERYTHING on it.  Just covering Chris Chan will drive you insane, and Chris is too toxic to maintain a career on.  Variety is the key.

Sex Offender Shuffle revisited

Sex Offender Shuffle

Man, this is an oldie but goodie.  The guy behind the parody video really captured the creepy nature of sex offenders.  The strange facial hair and weird clothing choices are the same things you would see in an episode of To Catch a Predator.  I love that people still think this is real.  

-The police officer is reading cue cards isn’t bothering to hide them:  That is a nice touch because of the stiffness of his acting.  Love the cop facial hair, too.  

-Jumpy 80s camera edits:  Man, that brings back memories of the school videos.  It reminds me of that Mr. T video.  Plus, you have the synth music and beats that add to the feel.  

-Charles Dolling is dropping rhymes:  I love how Charles clearly doesn’t want to be there and keeps his hands in his jacket.  He’s one of the super-violent offenders that has been arrested numerous times.  He reminds me of a lot of the TCAP people. 

-Sam Pound is the best:  You can see him really get into his shuffle rap.  He is in the background, almost jumping early in front of Dolling.  So, what did he say in the edited-out footage?  Allegedly, it involved fisting and his cousin and truffles.  He also felt her melons.  I am not making this up.   

-Laura Hughes is kind of hot:  I’m just saying.  It does have a Chris Chan vibe.  

-Even the saxophone player is an offender. 

-The Creepiest part:  Watch carefully as Sam Pound hovers over Laura Hughes toward the end of the video.  It is very scary, and you might miss it. 

DSP explodes at fans for talking about Wings

I have never anyone more toxic to their fanbase than DSP.  He berates and treats them like children.  He only wants people talking about the game and nothing else.  Not only that, but he also hates anyone who mentions Wings.  He still has a personal grudge against Wings over a podcast dissing and some mild dissing Wings does on his stream.  Why would anybody want to donate money to this POS?  After the bank leaks, I am surprised he still has a fanbase.  

Hey, DSP, can the chat talk about your pornstar sister-in-law? 

Here's the only true collab between Wings and DSP.