Florida Rich Douche Bag

People tend to forget it is their actions that define the type of person they truly are inside.  For this guy, he’s a douche bag.  Of course, this happened in Florida.  The sunny state seems to be the place where crazy things seem to happen.  We’ll call this rich douche bag “Joe”.  Joe must have had a bit too much to drink and decided to take it out on the staff of YOLO.  And, you see what happened next.  He tried to bully the employees of the restaurant and got his ass handed to him by a bystander.  I love the hold the other dude put on Joe.   

But wait, there’s more.  After the video was published back in 2019, Joe went on a legal spree trying to get all copies removed from the Internet.  He even used copyright claims and doxxing flags to remove mentions of said incident.  Something tells me his ego could take the fact that he got his ass handed to him.  So, the bully attempts to mask himself as a bullied person.  Brilliant, asshole.  From what little I can tell; he works for a major financial firm but the site no longer lists him as being there and he comes from a rich family.  That explains why he’s been able to remove all mentions of him.   

I hate these types of pricks.  Own up to your shitty behavior and take the loss.   You wanted to the big man and you got handled.  Apologize or STFU.  

Drunk Streamer Fires Gun on Stream

That was f’ing stupid and you give gun owners a bad name.  But I did laugh at his reaction afterward.  He was probably more worried about his Twitch getting axed than someone getting hurt.   

I guess we live in a culture where people no longer use real work rules in their virtual workplaces.  You don’t bring your gun and beer to a regular 9-5.  Why would you get drunk and brandish a gun on your streaming job?  If this is how you make your coin, then take it seriously stop acting like a Zoomer.   When these people have to function in a real job, they are not going to know how to act.  

I have my issues with Twitch and their ban problems but Twitch rightfully gave him a ban.  Should they give him a lifelong ban?  Nope.  I’d say a month and just tell him to stop getting drunk on stream.   Anyway, check out his apology and follow up.  We all make stupid mistakes, but we just need to learn from them.  Treat your stream job like a real job and stop acting like an asshole.  

Mark Di Stefano Update: Learn to code? Or learn to hide better.

Remember the douche bag that got caught peeping in on a rival newspaper’s Zoom conference?  Well, he quit his job a few days ago.  It also looks like the rival paper will not be pressing charges or suing him.   

While I hate Twitter, I love watching a dumpster fire.  If you check out Mark’s post about his “leaving” FT, you will get a few blue checkmarks giving him encouragement and hundreds of people roasting him for his actions. Given the legal issues he might still face, putting anything on social media isn’t a good idea.  I guess he couldn’t help himself.   

Please read the comments under his announcement. They are golden.   

Son of the Mask: Shut up.

Well, that actually happened.  I remember reading about a sequel to The Mask way back in the 90s.  It took them ten years to shit out a sequel and at that time Jim Carrey wasn’t interested in coming back.  I am certain it is because of the shit show that was Ace Ventura 2.  Anyway, the only thing I remember about this shitty sequel was the dance number.  The first movie had a really good number and we get to see this hand-me-down version.  It is so lame and stupid and seeing Jamie Kenndy’s stupid mug makes it even worse.   

BTW, the comments are great.  From 

Blitz Nimbus  This is the only part of the movie I liked and it’s still ass 

Anonymoose2 days ago 

I feel bad for people who watch this. on behalf of this movie, I’m so sorry. 

  MercSniper 091 day ago 

This is the part where you Suffer. This is the part where you Die. THIS MOVIE MAKES CATS LOOK LIKE ENDGAME!!!!! IN OTHER WORDS THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!! 

 Now let's compare the number above with the original dance number.  It is much better.  

Balloons VS. Power Lines

Well, it will be a birthday she will never forget.  I love the sound of the power lines exploding when the balloons hit.  I also love how she walks away as if she didn’t do it.  I believe this happened last year, but I could be wrong.   

Damn it, Spoons

What the actual F’, Spoony?  I will say this again, but you really need to take a year off from Twitter, mate.  You need to stop following every word Trump says and work on yourself and getting a regular 9-5.  You’ve lost the one person that loved you and you’re losing your own house.   I am a guy that has suffered from bad depression and still suffer from it today, but even I am aware of those things that are harmful to me.  For you, it is TNT...Trump and Twitter.  

Meanwhile at Wendy's...

Remember when Wendy’s was a down to earth type fast food restaurant?   

I love how the woman calls the employee a Steven Seagal.  That is probably the worst thing you call someone.  I’d rather be called the c-word than a washed-up fat actor that loves Putin and pretends to be a cop.  Calling some a Seagal is a low blow, lady.