Tubi Movie FUNNIEST Moments

What in the hell did I just watch?  I watch Tubi movies at a restaurant, and I have never seen anything like these movies.  They’re on the Neil Breen level.  

-How in the hell did that guy curve a bullet?  Was this movie a comedy?  His partner was shocked by the results.  By the way, the woman getting killed has a shirt that says “Respect my titt’s”  

-I’m ugly as fuck.  Okay, that one was funny too.   Know your limits.  

-The shovel killer:  This is probably the best shovel-killing acting since Kanye West’s Flashing Lights music video.  

-Best Broom attack:  This is the best stunt acting ever.  One character touches another with a broom, and that person falls asleep.  

-I’m just a kid:  Uh, your parents were just killed, and you have minimal reaction to it.  Then the killers kick all three bodies.  Way to kick them when they’re down. 

 

D4vd just some thoughts...

Boy meets girl.  The boy takes the girl on tour with him to concerts.  The boy kills and dismembers the girl and shoves her in the trunk of a Cybertruck.  The boy takes the truck and leaves it somewhere close to his rented house.  The boy goes on tour as if nothing happened.  

Sounds like a lovely story, doesn’t it?  

I had no idea who this D4vd was.  He’s one of these Fortnite gamers turned singer who have never really done a real day's work in their lives and have gotten famous almost overnight.  Now, I’ve heard some of his music, and it isn’t bad.  It is a bit too black-emo for me, but I am not the target audience of 5-15 year olds.  

He fell in love with one of his pre-teen fans…Celeste Rivas Hernández.  

What kind of sick f’ dates an 11-year-old and then takes her away from her family and school?  He tucked her away in the background.  

The crazy part is that most of his videos rely on his murder.  Nearly every video has a Celeste look-alike.  

I know you’re reading this, David.  For some reason, you are not arrested or in jail.  I know you are deleting and hiding things on the Internet, lurking.  Fuck you, Davy.  I will have more about this case soon. 

Charlie Kirk shooting suspect

Sigh, let’s get this out of the way.  The Charlie Kirk assassination video is scary and terrible.  One minute, he is spewing nonsense out at trans people, and a second, he is cut loose by a bullet.  

He didn’t deserve to be cut down like this, 1960s style.  No matter all the shitty things he said, showing him like this is a cowardly and bitch move.  

Before his murder, I knew little to nothing about Charlie Kirk.  For me, politics bores me.  Both the right and left make me sick.  I don’t care about anything Kirk said before.  I was just confused by his attention on gay and black matters, given that he is neither gay nor black.  Not that he didn’t have the right to discuss them, it just seemed to be his focus.  

To the killer, because you did this for rainbow people, you’re putting them at risk.  The blowback and attacks against the gay, trans, and other communities will be bigger.  

You don't solve a disagreement with a bullet.

DEEPLY DISTURBING: Twisted Glimpse Inside Kohberger's Life Before & Afte...

Why was this straight man so obsessed with his own ass?  This asshole took so many selfies with his skinny butt as if he fell in with it.  A great many selfies were released in the Bryan Kohberger case.  Like many people in their 20s, he took a lot of selfies.  Unlike his peers, he never sent them to other people.  Kohberger never had any long-term friends.  So, he just took these photos for himself.  Why?  

I may be showing my age, but why take pictures of yourself driving, flexing, or sitting alone in a restaurant?  You are not a chick, Bryan.  You had little to no social media.  Plus, you were going for your PhD. Is this a good look?  

I am a little disturbed that this fucker is so into his own ass?  Why so many pictures?  Keep in mind that I am sparing you all the ass shots and shirtless pictures. I am scared by what I saw.

Chuck E. Cheese arrested

To borrow a quote from Chris Rock, “What kind of fucked up world do we live in?”  We live in the dark timeline when a freaking rat, who loves pizza, gets arrested for credit card fraud.  

Yes, they arrested him in the full Chuck E. Cheese outfit! It is surreal to see him in that stupid headgear and the kids crying.  I love that they placed the Chuck head on the cop car.  Plus, the cops call him Mickey Mouse.  Uh, that is Chuck E. Cheese, freaking rat.  

Who is his lawyer, Mayor McCheese?  

By the way, this happened in Florida, in Tallahassee.  This is the same city where the Donna Adelson trial happened.  

Oh, since he is a rat, I am sure he will rat out other people.  

He Hit 102 MPH in a 35 Zone… Then Cop RAMS His Car Off the Road

Why was he going 102 mph?  Did he have to take a shit?  He wasn’t running away from anything.  The cop knocked him off the road, and he is still trying to gun his engine to get away.  I love the guy screaming like a pig. 

Donna Adelson GUILTY Game over yeah

Karma is a bitch, and so are you, Donna.  Don’t let the looks fool you.  This old bag of bones and shit is a murderer.  She didn’t do it herself.  She paid for the hit on her former son-in-law and murdered him in his own driveway.  Instead of minding her own fucking business, she got involved in her grown daughter’s life and micromanaged every aspect of it, including her divorce.  She even talked her playboy son, Charlie, into the crime. Donna was the spark to get this hit done.  

Finally, after 10-plus years, a jury has found this little coward and shallow old piece of shit guilty.  

Donna is like the Borg.  If you don’t conform to her way of thinking, she will destroy you.  Resistance is not futile, Donna. 

By the way, here is her son, who is currently spending time in prison for the same crime, enjoying a Wendy's. Keep in mind, he is a millionaire, and now he is reduced to begging for Wendy's. He would spend every day eating lobsters, and now he is scarfing down fast food. Again, Karma is a bitch.