The Shamwow Guy changes his tune

Whoa, did we flashback to 2014? Woke Busters, really? So, the Shamwow guy has gravitated to the far right since 2016.  He started out as a Scientology hack in the early 2000s, then transitioned into the cable TV salesman/pitchman role by copying Billy Mays.  Then he got involved with a hooker, who kicked his ass.  Now, he’s into the Trump-verse after it is uncool to be in the Trump universe.  Why should I care about trans rights or the other issues raised in this “parody”?  If they’re not fucking with me, I don’t care either way.  

This video is bad, and I have to wonder if this was made during the 2014-2016 rage when the culture wars were raging on.  I used to like this, even during his hooker-fighting days, but this is sad. 

Emiru Just Got Assaulted at Twitch Con

Twitch is a different animal from YouTube.  It feels like Twitch is a safe place for more fragile people and leans far-far left.  People tend to go there to hide from trolls and counterarguments, such as Raiden Hasen Piker.  When it comes to actual security, Twitch is lacking.  

If you are funding a convention with a lot of lonely, creepy, Reddit users with access to cute Twitch streamers, you'd better have better security than one delayed man guarding your talent.  The power of gooners is on another level.  Cute girls and gooners don’t mix without security, law enforcement, and drone strikes.  

I know very little about Emiru or what she does.  She’s cute, and that is all I know.  I am not her audience.  However, watching her get assaulted at a freaking convention is disconcerting.  

I want to know more about the gooner who assaulted Emiru.  

Man Detonates Bomb During Hotel Standoff

So, what happens when you get a crazy fool who likes explosives and enjoys being nude?  You get this video. This happened in Louisville, my hometown.  It happened in the east end of Louisville, my stomping grounds.  We don’t get this type of call in the east end.  

The context of this shit show was that the guy refused to leave him room after checkout.  When you’re busy making bombs, you tend to lose track of time… I guess.  After the cops showed up, Leonard Pitchford (great name for a bomber) decided to blow up one of his own bombs.  There were two problems with his masterful plan.  One, he set off the bomb in his own room in his own face.  Two, he was butt-ass naked when he did it.  The one thing you want to be fully clothed in is making or setting off explosives.  You don’t want to hurt sensitive bits.  

It would seem the naked bomber isn’t sane enough to face trial yet.  You think?  Something tells me he will never get there. 

Man brings pizza to teen’s house, meets Chris Hansen instead

Our man Jeff Sokol.  Even people who aren’t versed in the TCAP universe are aware of the pizza-eating predator.  When you think of pizza, you think of Jeff Sokol as a clown and will be forever connected to his sting.  This is the same video where he offers Chris Hansen a slice of his predator pizza.  

Currently, Jeff Sokol’s pizza video has over 70 million views.  Imagine nearly 100 million people seeing that you are an asshole and a predator. Keep in mind that He brought a marriage contract, booze, boner pills, and more. He drove almost three hours to meet an underage girl. What a piece of shit.

Yes, I know you read and watch everything that mentions you, Jeff. This is all in jest and intended as a parody, mocking you. Hi, Jeff. 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

The location where he got the pizza has a long-running joke of receiving troll reviews, making fun of Jeff’s sting.  Now, if you visit the Planet Pizza Google website where this incident occurred, you'll find numerous amusing reviews.  

Since I know the TCAP lore, I even catch the subtle troll reviews.  

David W That Sokul Special is amazing! Definitely helped me take my mind off my predicament as I sat at a table with a well-dressed guy at the other end asking me questions. He declined to have a slice, which is unfortunate for him, but more pizza and OJ for me! That small is almost as big as the large!

Kayle Let me tell you - I had a piping hot small pepperoni (it’s as big as the large) in front of me while being interrogated. Was I nervous? Sure. But did I let that bother me? No. Throughout the questions asked of me, I couldn’t help but dive head first into this pizza. It did not disappoint. I folded it, and washed it down with orange juice which was originally intended as a mixer, but hey, when in Fairfield, right? If you want an excellent pizza, stop by and ask for the Sonny Derek Porter special.

Caspar V I was on my way to 'Lantic city with my mummy and my daddy, when I stopped by at Planet Pizza. My buddies Jeffrey and Christopher recommended that I get the "Sokol special", a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. I wanted an 18" pizza, but I only had enough money for the 13" pizza, so i settled for that instead. It was easily the cleanest, best pleasure I've ever experienced. They also serve a delicious "Cawd" fish, but for fish, I am not coming. Unfortunately, the area doesn't seem like it's the safest, because upon leaving, I was immediately tackled by a camoflauged man in a ghillie suit.

Ghostbusters II death I never knew about.

I had no idea that one of the Ghostbusters II babies, grown up, had died.  Usually, movie studios will cast twins in baby and child roles in order to get around child labor laws.  You film one for a few hours and then swap it for the one resting.  It saves time in the studios.  For me, just don’t write babies into the movie.  Then again, I am not a fan of babies anyway.  Baby Ocasar played a significant role in the weaker GB: II.  

William T. Deutschendorf and Henry J. Deutschendorf II both played the role of Baby Oscar.  Unlike other child actors, these twins never had a desire to continue acting.  They got into martial arts and became teachers at the West Coast Martial Arts Academy.  

Henry died back in 2017 from suicide and mental issues.  He was only 28 years old.  Having suffered from depression over the years.  It is a little disheartening to see this baby in Ghostbusters II in the 80s, and now he’s no longer with us.  After Harold Ramis died, knowing that this young person is no longer with us leaves a dark cloud over the movie.  

Will still works at the school and does videos on their website. 

Marvel's HORRIBLE Canceled Superhero Team

Five years ago, the New Warriors and the Internet gas.  

Whatever happened to the New Warriors?  Remember the Internet Gas and the Marvel Wonder Twins?  I mean, they promoted this comic like it was the second coming of the woke shit.  Then, it quietly disappeared, never to be published.  The writer and beta reader, Daniel Kibblesmith, never discussed it.  

Despite his cuck, beta status as a meme, he is a busy dude.  Look, he and I won’t get along, but the man has done a lot of work. 

Pee-Wee Herman and Phil Hartman Beef a few thoughts

I just watched the Pee Wee Herman documentary.  The one thing that they didn’t delve into too much was the long and complicated relationship between Phil Harman and Paul Rubens.  Phil was there when Pee Wee was formed; he worked with Paul on the concepts for the stage show.  Phil was a main character on the stage show.  

The doc really doesn't dig deeper into their relationship too much. 

Phil was, in fact, one of the people who helped mold and shape the Pee Wee character.  He was there, helping Paul create the stage show The Pee-wee Herman Show.  He had a legitimate reason to share credit with Paul about creating the Pee Wee Herman universe.  He helped write the hit movie Big Adventure with Paul, despite Paul taking most of the credit for the movie.  Tim Burton and Hartman had a lot to do with that success.  I think their relationship completely fell off the cliff after the first season of Pee Wee’s Playhouse, given Phil was only in the first season.  Phil would move on to SNL, where he blew up and became a household name.  

I was doing some research and did some digging.  Hartman wasn’t as angry over their breakup as the documentary tried to portray.  I still think Phil Hartman felt Paul pushed him out of the Pee Wee lore and spotlight with his retconning everything.  Remember, Pee Wee sort of got jealous of Tim Burton’s fame after Big Adventure.  Paul made sure to make a sequel, kind of, without Burton’s input.  

Phil never made up with Paul due to Phil’s wife murdering him while he slept.  And, Paul really didn’t talk about it.  How did Paul really feel about Phil’s death?  

This relationship always interested me.  

Chris Chan's Transformers Music Video

At least he is creating some kind of content.  He’s not sitting in his keepers’ home and doing nothing but collecting government checks.  He’s doing that too, but he is back to making shit.  The video is subpar due to its poor stop-motion effects.  It is made worse by its AI-generated theme song.  I’d rather have Chris Chan’s whiny voice, off-key, sing it instead.  Old Chris Chan would have sung it.  

I kind of don’t like that Chris Chan is focusing more on Transformers and ruining it for me.  Stick to fucking with My Little Pony.  

By linking directly to his video, I am giving him money and attention, but whatever.  He’ll probably stumble in here and leave a stupid comment calling me a troll, a heretic, or both. 

Tubi Movie FUNNIEST Moments

What in the hell did I just watch?  I watch Tubi movies at a restaurant, and I have never seen anything like these movies.  They’re on the Neil Breen level.  

-How in the hell did that guy curve a bullet?  Was this movie a comedy?  His partner was shocked by the results.  By the way, the woman getting killed has a shirt that says “Respect my titt’s”  

-I’m ugly as fuck.  Okay, that one was funny too.   Know your limits.  

-The shovel killer:  This is probably the best shovel-killing acting since Kanye West’s Flashing Lights music video.  

-Best Broom attack:  This is the best stunt acting ever.  One character touches another with a broom, and that person falls asleep.  

-I’m just a kid:  Uh, your parents were just killed, and you have minimal reaction to it.  Then the killers kick all three bodies.  Way to kick them when they’re down. 

 

D4vd just some thoughts...

Boy meets girl.  The boy takes the girl on tour with him to concerts.  The boy kills and dismembers the girl and shoves her in the trunk of a Cybertruck.  The boy takes the truck and leaves it somewhere close to his rented house.  The boy goes on tour as if nothing happened.  

Sounds like a lovely story, doesn’t it?  

I had no idea who this D4vd was.  He’s one of these Fortnite gamers turned singer who have never really done a real day's work in their lives and have gotten famous almost overnight.  Now, I’ve heard some of his music, and it isn’t bad.  It is a bit too black-emo for me, but I am not the target audience of 5-15 year olds.  

He fell in love with one of his pre-teen fans…Celeste Rivas Hernández.  

What kind of sick f’ dates an 11-year-old and then takes her away from her family and school?  He tucked her away in the background.  

The crazy part is that most of his videos rely on his murder.  Nearly every video has a Celeste look-alike.  

I know you’re reading this, David.  For some reason, you are not arrested or in jail.  I know you are deleting and hiding things on the Internet, lurking.  Fuck you, Davy.  I will have more about this case soon. 

Charlie Kirk shooting suspect

Sigh, let’s get this out of the way.  The Charlie Kirk assassination video is scary and terrible.  One minute, he is spewing nonsense out at trans people, and a second, he is cut loose by a bullet.  

He didn’t deserve to be cut down like this, 1960s style.  No matter all the shitty things he said, showing him like this is a cowardly and bitch move.  

Before his murder, I knew little to nothing about Charlie Kirk.  For me, politics bores me.  Both the right and left make me sick.  I don’t care about anything Kirk said before.  I was just confused by his attention on gay and black matters, given that he is neither gay nor black.  Not that he didn’t have the right to discuss them, it just seemed to be his focus.  

To the killer, because you did this for rainbow people, you’re putting them at risk.  The blowback and attacks against the gay, trans, and other communities will be bigger.  

You don't solve a disagreement with a bullet.

DEEPLY DISTURBING: Twisted Glimpse Inside Kohberger's Life Before & Afte...

Why was this straight man so obsessed with his own ass?  This asshole took so many selfies with his skinny butt as if he fell in with it.  A great many selfies were released in the Bryan Kohberger case.  Like many people in their 20s, he took a lot of selfies.  Unlike his peers, he never sent them to other people.  Kohberger never had any long-term friends.  So, he just took these photos for himself.  Why?  

I may be showing my age, but why take pictures of yourself driving, flexing, or sitting alone in a restaurant?  You are not a chick, Bryan.  You had little to no social media.  Plus, you were going for your PhD. Is this a good look?  

I am a little disturbed that this fucker is so into his own ass?  Why so many pictures?  Keep in mind that I am sparing you all the ass shots and shirtless pictures. I am scared by what I saw.

Chuck E. Cheese arrested

To borrow a quote from Chris Rock, “What kind of fucked up world do we live in?”  We live in the dark timeline when a freaking rat, who loves pizza, gets arrested for credit card fraud.  

Yes, they arrested him in the full Chuck E. Cheese outfit! It is surreal to see him in that stupid headgear and the kids crying.  I love that they placed the Chuck head on the cop car.  Plus, the cops call him Mickey Mouse.  Uh, that is Chuck E. Cheese, freaking rat.  

Who is his lawyer, Mayor McCheese?  

By the way, this happened in Florida, in Tallahassee.  This is the same city where the Donna Adelson trial happened.  

Oh, since he is a rat, I am sure he will rat out other people.