Pee-Wee Herman and Phil Hartman Beef a few thoughts

I just watched the Pee Wee Herman documentary.  The one thing that they didn’t delve into too much was the long and complicated relationship between Phil Harman and Paul Rubens.  Phil was there when Pee Wee was formed; he worked with Paul on the concepts for the stage show.  Phil was a main character on the stage show.  

The doc really doesn't dig deeper into their relationship too much. 

Phil was, in fact, one of the people who helped mold and shape the Pee Wee character.  He was there, helping Paul create the stage show The Pee-wee Herman Show.  He had a legitimate reason to share credit with Paul about creating the Pee Wee Herman universe.  He helped write the hit movie Big Adventure with Paul, despite Paul taking most of the credit for the movie.  Tim Burton and Hartman had a lot to do with that success.  I think their relationship completely fell off the cliff after the first season of Pee Wee’s Playhouse, given Phil was only in the first season.  Phil would move on to SNL, where he blew up and became a household name.  

I was doing some research and did some digging.  Hartman wasn’t as angry over their breakup as the documentary tried to portray.  I still think Phil Hartman felt Paul pushed him out of the Pee Wee lore and spotlight with his retconning everything.  Remember, Pee Wee sort of got jealous of Tim Burton’s fame after Big Adventure.  Paul made sure to make a sequel, kind of, without Burton’s input.  

Phil never made up with Paul due to Phil’s wife murdering him while he slept.  And, Paul really didn’t talk about it.  How did Paul really feel about Phil’s death?  

This relationship always interested me.  

Chris Chan's Transformers Music Video

At least he is creating some kind of content.  He’s not sitting in his keepers’ home and doing nothing but collecting government checks.  He’s doing that too, but he is back to making shit.  The video is subpar due to its poor stop-motion effects.  It is made worse by its AI-generated theme song.  I’d rather have Chris Chan’s whiny voice, off-key, sing it instead.  Old Chris Chan would have sung it.  

I kind of don’t like that Chris Chan is focusing more on Transformers and ruining it for me.  Stick to fucking with My Little Pony.  

By linking directly to his video, I am giving him money and attention, but whatever.  He’ll probably stumble in here and leave a stupid comment calling me a troll, a heretic, or both. 

Tubi Movie FUNNIEST Moments

What in the hell did I just watch?  I watch Tubi movies at a restaurant, and I have never seen anything like these movies.  They’re on the Neil Breen level.  

-How in the hell did that guy curve a bullet?  Was this movie a comedy?  His partner was shocked by the results.  By the way, the woman getting killed has a shirt that says “Respect my titt’s”  

-I’m ugly as fuck.  Okay, that one was funny too.   Know your limits.  

-The shovel killer:  This is probably the best shovel-killing acting since Kanye West’s Flashing Lights music video.  

-Best Broom attack:  This is the best stunt acting ever.  One character touches another with a broom, and that person falls asleep.  

-I’m just a kid:  Uh, your parents were just killed, and you have minimal reaction to it.  Then the killers kick all three bodies.  Way to kick them when they’re down. 

 

D4vd just some thoughts...

Boy meets girl.  The boy takes the girl on tour with him to concerts.  The boy kills and dismembers the girl and shoves her in the trunk of a Cybertruck.  The boy takes the truck and leaves it somewhere close to his rented house.  The boy goes on tour as if nothing happened.  

Sounds like a lovely story, doesn’t it?  

I had no idea who this D4vd was.  He’s one of these Fortnite gamers turned singer who have never really done a real day's work in their lives and have gotten famous almost overnight.  Now, I’ve heard some of his music, and it isn’t bad.  It is a bit too black-emo for me, but I am not the target audience of 5-15 year olds.  

He fell in love with one of his pre-teen fans…Celeste Rivas Hernández.  

What kind of sick f’ dates an 11-year-old and then takes her away from her family and school?  He tucked her away in the background.  

The crazy part is that most of his videos rely on his murder.  Nearly every video has a Celeste look-alike.  

I know you’re reading this, David.  For some reason, you are not arrested or in jail.  I know you are deleting and hiding things on the Internet, lurking.  Fuck you, Davy.  I will have more about this case soon. 

Charlie Kirk shooting suspect

Sigh, let’s get this out of the way.  The Charlie Kirk assassination video is scary and terrible.  One minute, he is spewing nonsense out at trans people, and a second, he is cut loose by a bullet.  

He didn’t deserve to be cut down like this, 1960s style.  No matter all the shitty things he said, showing him like this is a cowardly and bitch move.  

Before his murder, I knew little to nothing about Charlie Kirk.  For me, politics bores me.  Both the right and left make me sick.  I don’t care about anything Kirk said before.  I was just confused by his attention on gay and black matters, given that he is neither gay nor black.  Not that he didn’t have the right to discuss them, it just seemed to be his focus.  

To the killer, because you did this for rainbow people, you’re putting them at risk.  The blowback and attacks against the gay, trans, and other communities will be bigger.  

You don't solve a disagreement with a bullet.

DEEPLY DISTURBING: Twisted Glimpse Inside Kohberger's Life Before & Afte...

Why was this straight man so obsessed with his own ass?  This asshole took so many selfies with his skinny butt as if he fell in with it.  A great many selfies were released in the Bryan Kohberger case.  Like many people in their 20s, he took a lot of selfies.  Unlike his peers, he never sent them to other people.  Kohberger never had any long-term friends.  So, he just took these photos for himself.  Why?  

I may be showing my age, but why take pictures of yourself driving, flexing, or sitting alone in a restaurant?  You are not a chick, Bryan.  You had little to no social media.  Plus, you were going for your PhD. Is this a good look?  

I am a little disturbed that this fucker is so into his own ass?  Why so many pictures?  Keep in mind that I am sparing you all the ass shots and shirtless pictures. I am scared by what I saw.

Chuck E. Cheese arrested

To borrow a quote from Chris Rock, “What kind of fucked up world do we live in?”  We live in the dark timeline when a freaking rat, who loves pizza, gets arrested for credit card fraud.  

Yes, they arrested him in the full Chuck E. Cheese outfit! It is surreal to see him in that stupid headgear and the kids crying.  I love that they placed the Chuck head on the cop car.  Plus, the cops call him Mickey Mouse.  Uh, that is Chuck E. Cheese, freaking rat.  

Who is his lawyer, Mayor McCheese?  

By the way, this happened in Florida, in Tallahassee.  This is the same city where the Donna Adelson trial happened.  

Oh, since he is a rat, I am sure he will rat out other people.  

He Hit 102 MPH in a 35 Zone… Then Cop RAMS His Car Off the Road

Why was he going 102 mph?  Did he have to take a shit?  He wasn’t running away from anything.  The cop knocked him off the road, and he is still trying to gun his engine to get away.  I love the guy screaming like a pig. 

Donna Adelson GUILTY Game over yeah

Karma is a bitch, and so are you, Donna.  Don’t let the looks fool you.  This old bag of bones and shit is a murderer.  She didn’t do it herself.  She paid for the hit on her former son-in-law and murdered him in his own driveway.  Instead of minding her own fucking business, she got involved in her grown daughter’s life and micromanaged every aspect of it, including her divorce.  She even talked her playboy son, Charlie, into the crime. Donna was the spark to get this hit done.  

Finally, after 10-plus years, a jury has found this little coward and shallow old piece of shit guilty.  

Donna is like the Borg.  If you don’t conform to her way of thinking, she will destroy you.  Resistance is not futile, Donna. 

By the way, here is her son, who is currently spending time in prison for the same crime, enjoying a Wendy's. Keep in mind, he is a millionaire, and now he is reduced to begging for Wendy's. He would spend every day eating lobsters, and now he is scarfing down fast food. Again, Karma is a bitch.

Eddie Murphy Names The Six Comedians He Hated The Most

David Spade:  Eddie Murphy was heartbroken by that “falling star” remark.  It hurt him to his core.  You know why?  Eddie’s career was stalling, in a holding pattern.  At that point, Eddie was making mediocre movies and was just trying to make a paycheck.  I actually side with Spade on this one.  In comedy, you have to take a few jabs.  

Bill Cosby:  Yes, this feud is legendary.  Bill would call Murphy and complain about his stand-up routine.  Cosby, ironically, felt Murphy’s stand-up was too dirty and edgy.  During his time complaining about Murphy, Cosby was allegedly raping women. Eddie roasted him with his bit about Richard Pryor, saying, “Tell him to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.”

Richard Pryor:  I only learned about the awkwardness between him and Pryor recently.  I always believed that Pryor and Murphy had a mutual respect.  I remember them having great chemistry in Harlem Nights.  Eddie respected and shaped his comedy after Pryor.  However, he always felt Pryor had something against him.  On the other hand, Pryor felt that Murphy was distant from him during the movie Harlem Nights.  Just do some research into their relationship.  

Paul Mooney:  I had no idea he didn’t like Eddie.  He was close with Pryor and protected him.  Mooney also worked on the Dave Chappelle show with Eddie Murphy 

Bryan Kohberger's Creepy Handwritten Prison Complaints RELEASED

I really didn’t want to write about BK so soon, but the coward is having a hard time in prison.  He wrote a Karen letter to the manager, thinking he was writing a complaint to a food chain company.  Sorry, BK, but you are in prison…for murder.  You don’t get to complain about the lack of food on your tray.  You took away four people’s lives to write angry letters or do anything else.  Your comfort is not a priority.  

Side note:  My handwriting is bad, but BK’s is worse.  I wonder if everyone on the spectrum has bad handwriting. 

Neil Breen Fights a Tiger

Neil Breen takes on a freaking tiger.  It is not a normal tiger, but one comprised of papier-mache and PS1 graphics.  I also enjoy the William Shatner fighting style.  Also, the PS1 tiger and Breen are friends, and this is their “foreplay”.  

At first, I thought that was the lowest of the low of Breen’s filmmaking.  However, the video below is even worse. 

"Follow me"

Bryan Kohberger CRIES Sexual Harassment in Prison!

Every time I think the BK thing is over, it gets sillier and creepier every day.  Basically, it has been confirmed that Bryan is having one of the worst moments of his life in prison.  The inmates are harassing him constantly, and some are threatening to rape him.  Uh, Bryan, you are in prison.  And, if they can’t get to you in your fart box room, then they won’t do anything about it.  

BK, being the little coward he is, has snitched on fellow inmates who are supposedly “harassing” him.  I find this funny, given that we now know that he was harassing pretty much every woman in the criminal school at his college.  There were even reports of other people discovering him creeping around other women’s houses and apartments. Bryan, you even belittled a woman with a handicap. How about when you were spreading personal medical information about a woman to everyone in school because you looked in her medication cabinet?

So, yes, Bryan, the man who sliced women up, has filed a sexual harassment complaint.  I love the irony.  He complains about the teasing he's receiving, minute by minute. He is complaining about his food. You will get it when they want to get it, bitch.

There is talk of BK even suing the state of Idaho.  Bitch, you still owe them 500K.  

Bryan won’t make it in prison. 

Have a read of his complaints.