I like being a "jerk" sometimes

One time, I was pissed off for no reason, and I had this really religious supervisor once. I snapped at him for no reason. Here is the conversation.

The Nerdy supervisor looked at me. “James how about…”

I cut him off. “How about I take a dump in your hand?”

He gave me this sad/shocked look, like I cussed him out. I didn’t cuss him out.

To this day, I still can’t understand why I said that to him, and I may never know.