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David Spade:  Eddie Murphy was heartbroken by that “falling star” remark.  It hurt him to his core.  You know why?  Eddie’s career was stalling, in a holding pattern.  At that point, Eddie was making mediocre movies and was just trying to make a paycheck.  I actually side with Spade on this one.  In comedy, you have to take a few jabs.   Bill Cosby:  Yes, this feud is legendary.  Bill would call Murphy and complain about his stand-up routine.  Cosby, ironically, felt Murphy’s stand-up was too dirty and edgy.  During his time complaining about Murphy, Cosby was allegedly raping women. Eddie roasted him with his bit about Richard Pryor, saying, “Tell him to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.” Richard Pryor:  I only learned about the awkwardness between him and Pryor recently.  I always believed that Pryor and Murphy had a mutual respect.  I remember them having great chemistry in Harlem Nights....

I really didn’t want to write about BK so soon, but the coward is having a hard time in prison.  He wrote a Karen letter to the manager, thinking he was writing a complaint to a food chain company.  Sorry, BK, but you are in prison…for murder.  You don’t get to complain about the lack of food on your tray.  You took away four people’s lives to write angry letters or do anything else.  Your comfort is not a priority.   Side note:  My handwriting is bad, but BK’s is worse.  I wonder if everyone on the spectrum has bad handwriting. 

Neil Breen takes on a freaking tiger.  It is not a normal tiger, but one comprised of papier-mache and PS1 graphics.  I also enjoy the William Shatner fighting style.  Also, the PS1 tiger and Breen are friends, and this is their “foreplay”.   At first, I thought that was the lowest of the low of Breen’s filmmaking.  However, the video below is even worse.  "Follow me"

Every time I think the BK thing is over, it gets sillier and creepier every day.  Basically, it has been confirmed that Bryan is having one of the worst moments of his life in prison.  The inmates are harassing him constantly, and some are threatening to rape him.  Uh, Bryan, you are in prison.  And, if they can’t get to you in your fart box room, then they won’t do anything about it.   BK, being the little coward he is, has snitched on fellow inmates who are supposedly “harassing” him.  I find this funny, given that we now know that he was harassing pretty much every woman in the criminal school at his college.  There were even reports of other people discovering him creeping around other women’s houses and apartments. Bryan, you even belittled a woman with a handicap. How about when you were spreading personal medical information about a woman to everyone in school because you looked in her medication cabinet? So, yes, Bryan, the man who slice...

If you just look at this photo , you think you are just seeing a rich couple out at some event without a care in the world.  However, if you look deeper into the woman with Botox, she is having one of the worst moments of her life.  Her protective brother, Charlie, is sitting in prison for the rest of his life.  Her demanding mother, Donna Adelson, has been in jail for nearly two years.  Wendi’s constantly looking over her shoulder, looking for law enforcement coming to arrest her.  Despite disconnecting from her family, she knows they’re coming for her someday. It is only a matter of time… I would like you to notice this ugly man is grabbing Wendi’s ass in this photo.  Real smooth, orc general.  Since her hubby’s murder, she has a thing for rich, ugly men.  The other thing worth noting is look has his teeth.  They’re a mess.  Wendi’s brother and father own dental companies.  Given that Wendi comes from a family of dentists, she wo...

Of course, someone in the comments said this, “ We all know why we're here. ” You can’t make this up.  Bryan Kohberger, the killer from Idaho, has two sisters.  One of them was/is an indie actress.  She showed up in a shitty slasher film back in 2011.  It looks bad, but at least it isn’t a Rob Zombie movie.   The movie is called Two Days Back, which sounds like a shitty zombie video game that is a knockoff of a better Zombie video game.   Amanda Kohberger starred in this master-class horror flick.  It seems strange given her creepy ass brother stalked and killed four people.  Amanda was the sister who sat through all the brave people who roasted Bryan during his sentencing.  I think she was more there to support her mother than her creepy ass brother.  But it had to be hard for her.   For some reason, Amanda and another person are the only ones with photos on their IMDb pages.  She has only been in one movie, Tw...

I just love it when Wakko appears during the logo and eats a portion of it.  Bugs Bunny, looking a little upset, then shrugs it off.  There is an “oh, well” to his mannerism.  Even for Bugs, Wakko might be too loony.   I’ve been going down a WB Animation logo rabbit hole.  This was one of my favorites from that 90s time period. It would be nice to see more Animaniacs/Tiny Toons/Loony Toons crossovers.

Okay, things are getting serious with Hulk Hogan’s death.  I am slowly getting the feeling that his new “scientologist” wife was cutting him off from his family. His health problems were kept a secret from his children, allegedly.  Most people didn’t know he had taken a turn for the worse.  What is going on?   I hated Hulk Hogan, but I think certain elements from the church got their claws into Hogan.  Sky Daily was the bait.  Why would Hulk get married a third time, given his marriage failures?  Some strange things are going on with his death.   Given that Hogan has lived in Clearwater for years, he should have known they had their sights on him.  Why would he marry a woman with such a plastic face?

Ricky is cooking the story a bit. In Dustin's police interview, he mentioned helping a local wrestler with his book and transferring his tapes to hard media like CDs. Intentionally, he left Morton's name off the official record, but it makes for a funny story. Dustin is the real deal.  He is the true poster boy/pig for a child predator.  Remember the Japanese steakhouse incident, where he was spending his birthday with his mother, and a victim’s parent went searching for him in the same steakhouse.  Somehow, Dustin managed to hide from the angry parent.  His mother ended up talking to the county law enforcement from filing charges.  He wasn’t so lucky with the Bowling Green sting.  Trust me, he tried to talk himself out of going to jail, but ended up getting charges in two states and federally.   What a dumbass.  I hate this pig.man/beast.   Despite spending many years in prison, he refuses to take responsibility for his actions....

Well, he’s not Blade.  If you sound like you're constantly sucking on helium, you are not a superhero who uses a sword.  Why did he think swinging it around would do anything?  This squeaky Blade ended up failing at even suicide by cop. Because he lived, he will now spend some time in jail and prison.  I've dealt with severe depression, but I would not want to involve someone else in my suicide. Suicide by cop is wrong because you are putting your issues into someone else's hands, and they have to live with your death. Many PO don't want to take a life.

Is this really a thing people are outraged about?  Have we warped back to 2015, where people’s hurt feelings matter?  I don’t go out on dates, but why are women worried about other women’s appearances?   Is Sydney Sweeney hot?  Yes.  Is she my type?  No.  Does she have good genes?  Yes, that was the whole point of the ad.  It was a play on the words jeans and genes.  Are we so beholden to AI that we have lost the meaning of subtext or humor?   The woman who called American Eagle racist is just stupid.  The American Eagle is based on our national bird, the eagle.  Egales were stolen by the nazis from the Roman standard.  Nothing that 1940s Germany did was original. This just feels like some stupid hashtag from the 2010s. I thought we were past that. Trust me, I hate defending a clothing company.