Like most of the time, I was having a bad day, but this video made me laugh. I like mean humor, and I like some trolling here and there. I love that this guy is walking around causing random havoc for no other reason but for his own pleasure. The best part is that the kid is rolling around like a drunk dog and squealing like a pig.
The Naked Gun series is one of my favorite comedy series out there. I hate the stuffy shit like all those boring Woody Allen movies. I’ll take a Leslie Nielsen movie over that shit. And, F' Woody Allen for good measure.
Anyway, one of the staples of the series is the crazy opening credit
In the first one, you can see the shadow of the camera rig as it enters the house. The locker room and the donuts shop are funny bits. You can even hear the bell on the tire wire when it enters the scene.
The second one has a different version of the theme song, which is in a lower key than the first. I love the bumper car bit. The extras are having a lot of fun with it. This compilation cuts out the funniest bit from the second movie. It is the Zsa Zsa Gabor cameo. She gets pulled over by the Naked Gun credits. I’ve never seen the actual opening credits pull someone over before. Zsa Zsa got pulled over by some cops, and she slapped them in real life. I love that she was willing to spoof herself in this movie, meaning she was in on the joke. You don't get that with today’s celebrities.
For the third one, the SW and Jurassic Park references are cool. The Star Wars one was an official one, but I don't think the JP one was. Lucas permitted them to use the actual footage. He’s credited in the credits.
I saw this story on Reddit. I have no idea who this Little Xan is. I tried to listen to this mumbling meth-head wannabe “rapper”. I can't get through a single song. If this is what modern rap sounds like, count me out. I hate how the rap and hip hop stars fought so hard to be seen as legit musicians and these young mumble/marble-mouth rappers just go on stage and shit this stuff off. What happened to music? What happened to this new music genre?
What is up with the skinny jeans, the bad face tattoos, and the sleepy expression? Why is this the uniform for all these mumble rappers?
Anyway, being the piece of shit skinny white trash that he is, Xan kicked and attacked a fan at some stupid concert. However, the security guard did slam the skinny little prick. The police are looking for this goblin and he’s gone into hiding. I hope I don’t have to write about this guy again. F’ him and his style of rap.
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