Friday Night Funkin' pretty cool

 

 

 

Because I was researching some soy boy memes, I came across this exciting genre.  It is like a cross between those rhythm games from the early 2000s and the Newgrounds characters.  Surprisingly, it works, and it is catchy and fun.  So, this genre began with a Game Jam, and without a shitty blue-haired “artist” ruining it, it has turned into a strange but cool thing with people modding the game with new characters.  Some are licensed characters and others with Internet cartoon folk.   

 

What makes me like this meme/genre is that it harkens back to the early days of the Internet.  I enjoy watching the crossovers with other characters.  Here are some of my favorites.   

TheSpoonyOne Noah Antwiler RETURNS

 

After losing his live-in girlfriend, house, and dog, Spoony has finally returned to streaming via his “live wires”.  After refusing to sit his ass in front of a computer and play a game, he emerged from his dungeon and started playing games again.  More power to him if he can keep it up. For a man that lost everything because of Twitter and depression, Spoony is still tweeting on Twitter.  He knows it is unhealthy for him and doesn’t bring him money.  

Unless he makes some profound changes, he will fall back into his old habits. I still think he needs to get a real job and work on his live streams. Like many of the former Channel Awesome people, he believes he's beneath a real job.

Side Note:  His stalker still has no job and still writing and putting Spoony in hashtags.  Some things never change. 

I am alien, the green alien.

If a green dude appeared in a poof of smoke and demanded to dance for me, I'd be creeped out.

Why did this dance scene happen?  What was the point of the scene to the rest of the movie?  Why are the children okay with a random alien green alien, stopping them and dancing?  After watching the DT review of this strange animated movie, the Dancing Green Alien is probably the best part. 

What is the point of the entire movie?  

Seattle Street Nighttime View: Aurora Ave Stroll

 

I am not sure why YouTube suggested this video because I was looking at ferries that cross the Ohio River and train bridges.  However, here we are. 

Seattle has a lot of working women at night.  I am not throwing shade on Seattle, but damn there are a lot of streetwalkers.  I love how they looked up when the cam driver approached. This guy passes by many of them.  I am sure some of them are also undercover police officers.  Trust me, Louisville has its fair share of hookers walking the streets, but it is mainly done by certain clubs…if you have enough.  Trust me, it happens.  There is a lot of sex work in Louisville, but it is mainly done with meetups planned online.

Plus, I am not even making fun of the sex workers because I deal with them from time to time with my other side job.  Nope, I am not a pimp or a john.  I will say this; they will flirt with you post-job, trying to get you as their next customer.  And, I have ever sampled the product.

Anyway, I wanted to give this YouTuber (Street Underdog) a shoutout and check out the rest of his videos.

Punk from The Voyage Home in Star Trek Picard ( Kirk Thatcher cameo) very funny

 

I’ve been watching the second season of Star Trek Picard, which is a better season, and I noticed they did a very clever callback to Star Trek IV. They brought the actual punk rocker from the bus in Star Trek IV. Spock nerve-pinched him back in the 80s in San Francisco.  Thirty-plus years later, in another, this punk rocker had an encounter with another group from the future, and he has flashbacks to Spock.  You can see him grab his neck and sheepishly relent.   

Kirk R. Thatcher is a creature-maker and director.  He has worked for The Muppets, Star Wars, and Star Trek over the years.  He is also the one that wrote and performed the song, with some crew of Star Trek IV, I Hate You.  Likewise, he also played the Punk on Bus, and he reprised his role some 37 years later,  He even wrote a sequel song to his first “hit”.  

In-universe, this punk is still riding a bus and dressing the same and listening to the same damn music…just slightly updated.  He has been doing it for over 30 years, too.  Sounds a lot like my life…actually.  It has been 30 years and I still wear the same shit I had three decades ago. 

Here's the full song. By the way, they sang and recorded the song poorly because they wanted it to sound like a shitty indie record.

BTW, the Punk does make an appearance in some non-North American posters.

Chris Chan's Return

 

Keep in mind, that this is all conjecture and not fact.  It is only my opinion.  

Having returned from his stint in a mental location, Chris Chan is back in jail.  He looks haggard and skinnier, looking less like a broken-down Ben Franklin.  Like clockwork, Chris started writing these stupid letters again.  

Having studied Chris Chan over the years, I genuinely believe Bob and Barb were abusing Chris for a long time.  We also know that Barb was allegedly a slut and tried to take her sisters’ men from them.  She married Bob because he owned a house and had money.  You can tie Chris’s obsession with sex into him being abused at an early age.  The whole story of Chris being mute for years as a child back this up, and he morphed his story into the babysitter abuse story.  

There were some horrible things going on in that house for a long time.  

Although she created Chris Chan and probably did those things to her son, what Chris did was also wrong and should be locked up as a sexual predator for a long time.  Make no mistake, Chris Chan is a rapist…allegedly. 

GTA 5 - Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

Okay, Internet, surprised me again with more info.  I had no idea Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force makes a cameo appearance in the game GTA5. Tune to FlyLo FM in GTA and listen for him.  Carl Brutananadilewski, voiced by David Willis, actually makes an appearance, and it is one of the funniest moments I’ve heard.  I love Carl’s boomer moment.  I also like that Carl is so lazy that he won’t change the channel, but he’s willing to call in to complain.  

Talking yourself into a trial YOBA?

 

Somehow, Baked Alaska has talked himself into a federal trial.  Baked was ready to receive a plea deal, and he refused to admit to his guilt of entering the capital.  His ego couldn’t let it happen.  His lawyer should have told him to shut the fuck up and take the deal.  Now, his stream will be used against him.  Keep in mind that Baked’s video helped the identification of many rioters.  And, Baked, why are you asking the judge for legal advice?  That is not his job. 

Jay Rockefeller: The floating turd that never gives up

 

 

Creep and the ugly guy drives around in an ugly-ass van, harassing and assaulting women.   Yep, that sounds like a sexual predator, but this fool films himself and broadcasts it on the live stream.  I’m all about trolling people, but this goes beyond that.  Approaching women and asking them to date or f’ you is really creepy, and they need to call the cops on you. Somehow, this became entertainment.  Well, this guy, who looks like a cave goblin, has finally done something stupid.  He maced a couple of girls and received a warrant for his arrest.  

 

This asshat lives in a horrible rape van, yes, an actual rape van.  He looks like one of the predators left off the show To Catch a Predator.  While I am honestly surprised he hasn’t been shot yet, he will have a wonderful time in prison.  He will get all the sex he wants, just not the kind he desires.   

 

The new 2022 quarters

 

  

Have you noticed anything different about the US quarters lately? A random guy at work came up to me and told me that the new US quarters have Washington’s head facing the other direction.  And, he’s right.  The new coins have George Washington’s head facing right instead of left.  

 

So, I looked it up.  It appears the US mint is doing some reverse coins up until 2025.  The backing of the quarters is entirely different, with artwork detailing famous women from history.  Looking at some YT videos, the new design comes from an old one.   

 

I am kind of disappointed I never noticed the new coins.  I am usually hyper-sensitive to noticing details, and this one passed me right by.  So, yeah, this is pretty cool, and I can’t wait to see the other quarters.   

About that lost Space Channel 5 MTV show...

 

I remember MTV and Sega making a deal to have Space Channel 5’s main character show up on their channel.  At the time, it made sense because video games were blowing up and MTV wanted a connection.   Ulala was going to report the music news, and they even made a pilot episode, but it did get any further.  However, I do believe they used Ulala in some promotional segments for MTV VGAs.  

I truly believe this show would have worked and been successful today.  Given all the anime girls and cat boys, I believe this would have been a huge hit.  They were doing VR and cartoon characters as TV hosts already, and this show would have been just Ulala reading the news with some pre-set dance moves and walks.  

Did Apollo Smile do the voice for the pilot?  It sort of sounds like her.  I am aware that Apollo didn't reprise her role for the new game. 

The Embarrassing Collapse of Kim and Kanye's Marriage

At a certain point, all the sisters are going to start looking more like slightly puffy-cat-like people.  People talk about all the fake stuff done to Kim, but Khloé Kardashian is the one that looks completely like a different person.  She went from being the tall awkward sister to the strange bobble-headed skinny white girl.  It is truly odd. 

The whole family is odd.  I think Kanye would have been better off not hooking up with Kim.  The Kardashian family is a group of talentless vampires that suck the talent and minds of famous black men.  They drain the talent and drop them at their lowest.  Kanye should have known.  

I hate Kanye West now, but I liked him when he tried back in the day.  Now, he is a hollowed-out mess of his former self. While Kanye has talent, both of them are terrible people.  

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Blue or Gray? Funniest scene in the movie...

I recently watched The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.  One of the funniest scenes in the movie is the one where Clint and the other dude dress up as Confederate soldiers and believe they cross paths with a Confederate army.  However, they quickly realize the army is made up of union soldiers covered in dirt and dust.  What a brilliant joke.  

Please note the expression on the Union officer’s face.  

Report Say Fast 10 Director Left Over Vin Diesel's Behavior

 

Given that Justin Lin and Vin worked together for five other movies, something awful must have happened on the set for him to leave like that.  You don’t walk away from 10-20 million without it being totally toxic.  In my own life, I have a certain person I will refuse to work with if they showed up over me.  Sometimes, being happy is more than having money.  I know that Dewayne Johnson and Vin had a major falling out over the franchise.  You could see it on screen too with them not really sharing scenes together.  At a certain point, The Rock has enough and left the franchise over Vin’s attitude.  

Dustin McPhetridge Probation Update April 2022

 

 

It amazes me how Dustin and Chris Chan have a lot of similarities.  

Good old Dustin never ceases to amaze me.  Dustin received another extension on his probation hearing to determine if he is going back to prison or not.  Dustin has refused to move forward with his court-ordered sexual offense classes.  He outright won't move forward after three-four years.  He had to show improvement in his classes, however, it is clear to see that Dustin hasn't made much progress.   The man-child looks down upon the notion he is a monster and wants to re-offend.  He blames everyone else for his shitty behavior and doesn’t want to change.  

To my total surprise, Dustin has the nerve to demand to be released from his RSO probation.  If he doesn't get his release, he wants full use of the Internet without monitoring devices on his phone and computers.  Keep in mind that Dustin committed all his sex crimes on the Internet.  Giving him access to the Internet is like giving a serial killer access to knives.  Dustin is dangerous on the Internet.   

So, he refuses to take his rape classes seriously, but he writes a letter asking to be fully released from probation.  Are you fucking kidding?   

It should also be noted that his lawyer wanted these findings to be sealed.  She clearly knows about his fame online.  So, what do I hope for Dustin?  I hope he goes back to prison for a couple of years and then goes to psych-ward for a few years.